Fate/Zero Cafe Ryuunosuke would like to talk today.

[kindofademon]

What do you mean 'I need a separate username or I'll just confuse people'? Sure, this is kind of a weird name, but how different could I be in a universe where I don't work at the cafe?

Anyway! I've heard we have a birthday boy today! So I put up some decorations at the cafe for when my coworker comes in. And I promise none of them have anything to do with Caster's stuff.

Honest! Waver doesn't like that kind of thing anyway, so that'd just be rude.

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[ranthatbitchover]

Why the boy would talk to you at all is beyond me.

[However true that may be, Rider...that's rude.]

[kindofademon]

Hard to be coworkers and not chat a little.

[ranthatbitchover]

C....coworkers?

What new devilry is this??

[Rider doesn't really want to think about what job Caster's master and his master could possibly be doing together...]

[kindofademon]

We're part-timers at a cafe. You know.

[It's totally innocent!]

[ranthatbitchover]

........

[Innocent? Yeaaah he's not buyin' it...]

[kindofademon]

I'm guessing you don't believe me for some reason.

[ranthatbitchover]

That would be correct. Why should I believe a word you say? Do I look like a fool to you?

[kindofademon]

You're still talking to me for some reason.

[ranthatbitchover]

Because you're still talking to me!!

[That, and Rider always feels the need to have the last word...]

[kindofademon]

You can walk away a~ny time you want, man.

[ranthatbitchover]

THE KING OF CONQUERORS DOES NOT RETREAT FROM ANY BATTLE! VERBAL OR OTHERWISE!!

[kindofademon]

So he loses a lot, is what you're saying.

[ranthatbitchover]

I NEVER LOSE ANYTHING!!

[kindofademon]

Could have fooled me.