Fate/Zero Cafe Ryuunosuke would like to talk today.

[kindofademon]

What do you mean 'I need a separate username or I'll just confuse people'? Sure, this is kind of a weird name, but how different could I be in a universe where I don't work at the cafe?

Anyway! I've heard we have a birthday boy today! So I put up some decorations at the cafe for when my coworker comes in. And I promise none of them have anything to do with Caster's stuff.

Honest! Waver doesn't like that kind of thing anyway, so that'd just be rude.

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[kindofademon]

Like that. Permanently.

[This Ryuunosuke has a morbid fascination with serial killers. He can tell her allll about them.]

[arealgirl]

So...it can be a good thing, right?

[Mary no]

[kindofademon]

The person killed wouldn't like it much.

[arealgirl]

So it's bad?

[kindofademon]

Usually considered to be bad, yeah.

[arealgirl]

I see...

[Welp. Well, she's not going to tell anyone about that anyway.]

[kindofademon]

They'd probably forgive you for it since you're so cute though.

[arealgirl]

[Pause. Then massive giggling.]

You think I'm cute! Ryu thinks I'm cute!

[kindofademon]

Of course you are! Who doesn't think that?

[arealgirl]

Nobody important!

[kindofademon]

Well we can just ignore their opinions then. They must be pretty dumb too.

[arealgirl]

I like that!

[kindofademon]

Is there anybody else you want to bring to the party?

[arealgirl]

Just Ib!

[kindofademon]

Well then, you'd better party extra hard!

[arealgirl]

I'll party a lot to make up for it!

[kindofademon]

That's the spirit!

[This would end so very badly if it wasn't Cafe Ryuunosuke.]

[arealgirl]

It'll be a lot of fun!

[kindofademon]

Oh, oh, what kind of cake do you want?

[arealgirl]

I don't know--what kind is good?

[kindofademon]

All cakes are good, of course.

[arealgirl]

Then I want all the cake!

[kindofademon]

Are you sure? You'll get a stomachache.

[If you're not a painting or something weird like that.]

[arealgirl]

I still could eat it all!

[Nope, totally not a painting or anything. Just an enthusiastic little girl.]

[kindofademon]

Yeah, you could, but afterwards you'd regret it.