Fate/Zero Cafe Ryuunosuke would like to talk today.

[kindofademon]

What do you mean 'I need a separate username or I'll just confuse people'? Sure, this is kind of a weird name, but how different could I be in a universe where I don't work at the cafe?

Anyway! I've heard we have a birthday boy today! So I put up some decorations at the cafe for when my coworker comes in. And I promise none of them have anything to do with Caster's stuff.

Honest! Waver doesn't like that kind of thing anyway, so that'd just be rude.

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[nonacquiescent]

...

Are you really sure?

[kindofademon]

Not even a tiny tentacle to hold up the banners.

[nonacquiescent]

Wow, great. Now you know what else I don't like?

[kindofademon]

What is it?

[nonacquiescent]

Two things. Birthday parties, and you.

[kindofademon]

That's super mean, Waver. I worked hard on all the decorations and I got you a present!

[nonacquiescent]

It's not my fault you're persistent.

[kindofademon]

You could pretend to appreciate it. Or just pretend to pretend to appreciate it.

[nonacquiescent]

If I did that, you would just be encouraged to do things like this more often.

Besides, you don't own the cafe, putting up decorations like that isn't your decision, the manager's just going to be angry.

[kindofademon]

You don't think Boss wants to celebrate your birthday too?

[nonacquiescent]

Not at work, at least! It's distracting to the customers.

[kindofademon]

Well I can't throw you a party anywhere else. It's not like I have your house keys.

[arealgirl]

A party! That sounds really fun!

...what's a birthday, though?

[nonacquiescent]

...Thank God for that.

[kindofademon]

You could come over to my place?

[kindofademon]

A birthday's one day a year when you celebrate that you exist!

[nonacquiescent]

I think I'll pass, for what should be obvious reasons.

[kindofademon]

It's not like it's dangerous or something like that. We just have weird decorating.

[nonacquiescent]

Define 'weird'.

[kindofademon]

...Do I have to?

[nonacquiescent]

If you don't want to then obviously it's more than a little weird!

[arealgirl]

That... that sounds really wonderful!

[kindofademon]

They're a lot of fun! The guy whose birthday it is today doesn't like parties, though, it's sad.

[kindofademon]

You just wouldn't get our cool style.

[nonacquiescent]

Protip: if no one gets your 'cool style', the rest of the world isn't the problem, it's you.