Naruko is not a fan of Dirk Strider

[not_a_jutsu]

GRrrrah! I hate that Dirk Strider guy! He's such an asshole! He's even worse than Sasuko! Why'd you put me in that thread with him?! I wish I could punch that bastard in the face. He is just so smug! I hate him!

[She's just going to fold her arms indignantly.]

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[not_a_jutsu]

What're ya talking about?

[Wait then she got it.]

You're boy me but you still invented the sexy jutsu, right?

[Naruko of course made it with some other motives in mind. After a female Sasuke teased her too much about being short and small-chested she made the sexy jutsu to prove her wrong.]

[obstinates]

SNAP OUT OF IT.

[He is just so damn annoyed right now.]

Stop saying crap like that. Of course I invented that jutsu, and I'm me me. I've always been a boy. You're s'pposed to be a boy too, y'know! So just turn back already.

[not_a_jutsu]

[She smacks him upside the head.]

Baka...do I have to use up all my chakra just to prove I'm a girl?!

1/2

[obstinates]

[lmfao he just... looks... like someone ran over his dog or something. What the goddamn fuck, she just smacked him. He's the strongest ninja in the world and she JUST SMACKED HIM.

Kurama is probably laughing his ass off in the back of Naruto's head.]

[obstinates]

OKAY THAT'S IT.

[And since he still thinks she's a dude, he has no problem whatsoever in tackling her to the ground.]

[not_a_jutsu]

[Well Naruko still had Naruto's personality and fighting spirit so she would fight right back.]

Baka! Can't even tell when someone is using a henge or not!

[Like she really could either, now she was going to wrestle with herself like they were kids. Neither would really want to seriously hurt the other.]

[obstinates]

I'M NOT STUPID, STUPID.

[Yeah, going to roll around the ground here and try and stay on top.]

JUST TURN BACK. IT'S EMBARRASSING.

[not_a_jutsu]

I am really a girl!

[This would likely look awkward to anyone watching especially when she tried to pin Naruto's hands down.]

My name's Naruko Uzumaki!

[obstinates]

[At least he's got her beat in the weight department since she's a girl, so he uses that to his advantage to push her hands back up and flip her over to pin her hands down and use his weight.]

Yeah, well, my name's Naruto, y'know! It's not hard to change one letter. That doesn't mean you're a girl, geez!

[not_a_jutsu]

[Shit! Then it occurred to her...She could use the one thing they both took seriously in life. He would HAVE to have the same dream as her and believe her then.]

I swear on my dream to become Hokage that I'm telling the truth!

1/3

[obstinates]

[What the shit. Did she just? No way.]

[obstinates]

[Naruto would never use that if he wasn't really telling the truth. If that's the case, then she really is--]

3/3

[obstinates]

[He sort of... shrieks, which isn't manly at all as he jumps off and backs away from her.]

Holy crap, you really are a girl!

[not_a_jutsu]

[Well that was an amusing reaction, she'd stand up and rolled her eyes.]

I told you I was a girl!

[obstinates]

...!

[Yeah, he's got nothing.]

[not_a_jutsu]

[She's going to flick his forehead and then cross her arms defiantly.]

[obstinates]

[He rubs his head.]

This is so weird.

[not_a_jutsu]

Why's that? I think it's kind of cool to see what I'd look like as a guy. It's not like we're that different.

[Of course Naruko felt like one of the guys, always had.]

[obstinates]

Yeah, we're pretty different.

[He gropes his own chest.]

You've got... you know.

[Tits.]

[not_a_jutsu]

So what? That's only a physical difference!

[obstinates]

It's a pretty big difference, y'know. I mean, just look at granny Tsunade.

[not_a_jutsu]

Tsunade has big knockers as a girl?! I guess it's like the pervy sage in my world.

[obstinates]

WHAAAAAAT? ERO-SENNIN HAS BOOBS?

[not_a_jutsu]

Yeah they're pretty big too!

[Yep Naruko swung that way too, so she stole a few glances.]

I guess everyone's gender is flipped in our worlds.

[obstinates]

[Dare he ask?]

S-Sakura-chan?