Naruko is not a fan of Dirk Strider

[not_a_jutsu]

GRrrrah! I hate that Dirk Strider guy! He's such an asshole! He's even worse than Sasuko! Why'd you put me in that thread with him?! I wish I could punch that bastard in the face. He is just so smug! I hate him!

[She's just going to fold her arms indignantly.]

Comments

[not_a_jutsu]

Tsunade has big knockers as a girl?! I guess it's like the pervy sage in my world.

[obstinates]

WHAAAAAAT? ERO-SENNIN HAS BOOBS?

[not_a_jutsu]

Yeah they're pretty big too!

[Yep Naruko swung that way too, so she stole a few glances.]

I guess everyone's gender is flipped in our worlds.

[obstinates]

[Dare he ask?]

S-Sakura-chan?

[not_a_jutsu]

Saku-kun and mun is telling me to tell you before you ask; Sasuke is Sasuka for me.

[Not the best person to mention she knew but she figured it was coming anyway. After all who had been on their minds all the time in their world?]

[obstinates]

S-Saku... kun.

NO NO NO. [He grabs his hair and shakes his head.]

LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE THIS IS ALL WRONG. HOW ABOUT RAMEN? I LIKE RAMEN. YOU LIKE RAMEN. LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT.

[Instead of the... girl that he loves... which has a penis somewhere else.]

[not_a_jutsu]

Why are you freaking out so much? Your Sakura seems more common and is cute as a girl too.

[obstinates]

You don't get it.

[The fact that there exists a Sakura with a DICK just ruins every single fantasy he might have in the future. And it's not like he can use the other girls either because... they all have dicks too.

This is just horrible. Horrible.]

I don't feel so good, y'know.

These two need to thread together in a meme

[not_a_jutsu]

What?

[This was the one thing she didn't get. Of course what Naruto didn't realize yet was every guy he knew also had a female version. The adults being all fairly busty individuals.]

FFF brain breakage

[obstinates]

[Maybe as a girl she just wasn't as perverted as Naruto was, even if he didn't advertise it like Jiraiya did.

And besides, even if all the dudes are girls there, that's just wrong on a whole other level to Naruto.

He just... has no words once more. So uncomfortable right now.]

We could throw them in a sex meme and make them want to kill us xD

[not_a_jutsu]

[No, Naruko was actually a BIGGER perv. She swung both ways which is why she was confused. So she'd let her male half freak out a bit while she waited for him to calm down.]

oh god he really would hate me forever

[obstinates]

[He didn't seem to be calming down anytime soon.]

So yeah. Ramen.

we must do this!

[not_a_jutsu]

Yeah...What else could we talk about?