Naruko is not a fan of Dirk Strider

[not_a_jutsu]

GRrrrah! I hate that Dirk Strider guy! He's such an asshole! He's even worse than Sasuko! Why'd you put me in that thread with him?! I wish I could punch that bastard in the face. He is just so smug! I hate him!

[She's just going to fold her arms indignantly.]

Comments

[heroiccia]

So, did he do anything besides that?

[not_a_jutsu]

Not really but the thread is still going on.

[heroiccia]

Oh! Then you should beat his ass if he touches ya! Or call the cops!

[not_a_jutsu]

Can't do either. If I punch him or get security the village would be upset about the drama more than anything.

[heroiccia]

So?

[not_a_jutsu]

My mun compares it that um Bill Clinton guy from your nation.

[heroiccia]

What's wrong with Bill? I always though he was an awesome guy.

[not_a_jutsu]

Yeah but he got kicked out of his office for something to do with his marriage?

[heroiccia]

Yeah, he was accused of cheating. I'm still mad that they got rid of him because of someething personal.

[not_a_jutsu]

Yeah well it'd be kind of the same thing. I'd never get to be the leader if someone found out I hit my husband-to-be.

[heroiccia]

Ya would if he pushed ya to do it.

[not_a_jutsu]

No the leader's decided by some old as hell people who don't like me already.

[heroiccia]

That sounds stupid. You guys should become a Constitutional Republic then.

[not_a_jutsu]

Everyone else has to like you too but that's just how things are.

[heroiccia]

So? That system sounds rigged.

[not_a_jutsu]

Yeah I guess but I'll still become Hokage!

[heroiccia]

Hokage? Pff, why not become a President or Senator?

[not_a_jutsu]

Hokage is the equivalent of the president dummy!

[heroiccia]

It is? The President sounds better though!

[not_a_jutsu]

Hokage sounds better! The Kages are the most important people in the Ninja world.

[heroiccia]

No way! President does! Hokage doesn't even sound that important.

[not_a_jutsu]

It's super important! The Hokage has all the respect from everybody and they look up to the Hokage.

[heroiccia]

No way! You should try being a hero!

[not_a_jutsu]

That's what the Hokage is too! The hero and leader of the village!

[heroiccia]

So...you guys choose a war hero for a boss? That sounds really rigged.