Naruko is not a fan of Dirk Strider

[not_a_jutsu]

GRrrrah! I hate that Dirk Strider guy! He's such an asshole! He's even worse than Sasuko! Why'd you put me in that thread with him?! I wish I could punch that bastard in the face. He is just so smug! I hate him!

[She's just going to fold her arms indignantly.]

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OKAY THAT'S IT.

[And since he still thinks she's a dude, he has no problem whatsoever in tackling her to the ground.]

[not_a_jutsu]

[Well Naruko still had Naruto's personality and fighting spirit so she would fight right back.]

Baka! Can't even tell when someone is using a henge or not!

[Like she really could either, now she was going to wrestle with herself like they were kids. Neither would really want to seriously hurt the other.]

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I'M NOT STUPID, STUPID.

[Yeah, going to roll around the ground here and try and stay on top.]

JUST TURN BACK. IT'S EMBARRASSING.

[not_a_jutsu]

I am really a girl!

[This would likely look awkward to anyone watching especially when she tried to pin Naruto's hands down.]

My name's Naruko Uzumaki!

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[At least he's got her beat in the weight department since she's a girl, so he uses that to his advantage to push her hands back up and flip her over to pin her hands down and use his weight.]

Yeah, well, my name's Naruto, y'know! It's not hard to change one letter. That doesn't mean you're a girl, geez!

[not_a_jutsu]

[Shit! Then it occurred to her...She could use the one thing they both took seriously in life. He would HAVE to have the same dream as her and believe her then.]

I swear on my dream to become Hokage that I'm telling the truth!

1/3

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[What the shit. Did she just? No way.]

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[Naruto would never use that if he wasn't really telling the truth. If that's the case, then she really is--]

3/3

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[He sort of... shrieks, which isn't manly at all as he jumps off and backs away from her.]

Holy crap, you really are a girl!

[not_a_jutsu]

[Well that was an amusing reaction, she'd stand up and rolled her eyes.]

I told you I was a girl!

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...!

[Yeah, he's got nothing.]

[not_a_jutsu]

[She's going to flick his forehead and then cross her arms defiantly.]

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[He rubs his head.]

This is so weird.

[not_a_jutsu]

Why's that? I think it's kind of cool to see what I'd look like as a guy. It's not like we're that different.

[Of course Naruko felt like one of the guys, always had.]

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Yeah, we're pretty different.

[He gropes his own chest.]

You've got... you know.

[Tits.]

[not_a_jutsu]

So what? That's only a physical difference!

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It's a pretty big difference, y'know. I mean, just look at granny Tsunade.

[not_a_jutsu]

Tsunade has big knockers as a girl?! I guess it's like the pervy sage in my world.

[obstinates]

WHAAAAAAT? ERO-SENNIN HAS BOOBS?

[not_a_jutsu]

Yeah they're pretty big too!

[Yep Naruko swung that way too, so she stole a few glances.]

I guess everyone's gender is flipped in our worlds.

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[Dare he ask?]

S-Sakura-chan?

[not_a_jutsu]

Saku-kun and mun is telling me to tell you before you ask; Sasuke is Sasuka for me.

[Not the best person to mention she knew but she figured it was coming anyway. After all who had been on their minds all the time in their world?]

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S-Saku... kun.

NO NO NO. [He grabs his hair and shakes his head.]

LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE THIS IS ALL WRONG. HOW ABOUT RAMEN? I LIKE RAMEN. YOU LIKE RAMEN. LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT.

[Instead of the... girl that he loves... which has a penis somewhere else.]

[not_a_jutsu]

Why are you freaking out so much? Your Sakura seems more common and is cute as a girl too.

[obstinates]

You don't get it.

[The fact that there exists a Sakura with a DICK just ruins every single fantasy he might have in the future. And it's not like he can use the other girls either because... they all have dicks too.

This is just horrible. Horrible.]

I don't feel so good, y'know.