Naruko is not a fan of Dirk Strider

[not_a_jutsu]

GRrrrah! I hate that Dirk Strider guy! He's such an asshole! He's even worse than Sasuko! Why'd you put me in that thread with him?! I wish I could punch that bastard in the face. He is just so smug! I hate him!

[She's just going to fold her arms indignantly.]

Comments

[heroiccia]

Twenty? [Stares at you.]

You're kinda small to be twenty.

[not_a_jutsu]

Small?!

[He was so lucky she sort of liked him or he'd be dead right about now.]

[heroiccia]

Yeah! I bet it's all the ramen!

[not_a_jutsu]

No way! Those burger probably made you fat though.

[heroiccia]

Haha! No way, I ain't fat! And mun says that homemade burgers are good for ya!

[not_a_jutsu]

Yeah if you eat more than just hamburgers every day!

[heroiccia]

I do though!

[not_a_jutsu]

Whatever, that isn't what we were talking about anyway. It was that ass Dirk.

[heroiccia]

Dirk?

[not_a_jutsu]

The guy my mun made me marry in that thread!

[heroiccia]

Oh yeah! What's wrong with him?

[not_a_jutsu]

He's just an ass. He really liked teasing me and was staring at my breasts!

[heroiccia]

Oh, well if ya were supposed to be married isn't that stuff normal?

[not_a_jutsu]

But we were meeting for the first time, it was some stupid arranged marriage.

[heroiccia]

Oh! Then he was a pervert.

[not_a_jutsu]

Yeah!

[heroiccia]

So, did he do anything besides that?

[not_a_jutsu]

Not really but the thread is still going on.

[heroiccia]

Oh! Then you should beat his ass if he touches ya! Or call the cops!

[not_a_jutsu]

Can't do either. If I punch him or get security the village would be upset about the drama more than anything.

[heroiccia]

So?

[not_a_jutsu]

My mun compares it that um Bill Clinton guy from your nation.

[heroiccia]

What's wrong with Bill? I always though he was an awesome guy.

[not_a_jutsu]

Yeah but he got kicked out of his office for something to do with his marriage?

[heroiccia]

Yeah, he was accused of cheating. I'm still mad that they got rid of him because of someething personal.