Naruko is not a fan of Dirk Strider

[not_a_jutsu]

GRrrrah! I hate that Dirk Strider guy! He's such an asshole! He's even worse than Sasuko! Why'd you put me in that thread with him?! I wish I could punch that bastard in the face. He is just so smug! I hate him!

[She's just going to fold her arms indignantly.]

Comments

[not_a_jutsu]

That's what the Hokage is too! The hero and leader of the village!

[heroiccia]

So...you guys choose a war hero for a boss? That sounds really rigged.

[not_a_jutsu]

Well not just a war hero. They have to be the best ninja and able to protect everyone! Ninjas do a lot of fighting so of course our boss would be tough!

[heroiccia]

But what about everyone else?

[not_a_jutsu]

Well you don't have to be a ninja but it's a cool job. All ninjas help protect the village.

[heroiccia]

Oh, kinda like my soldiers then. Only not as cool.

[not_a_jutsu]

We're way cooler than your soldiers! They don't have any ninjutsu or anything.

[heroiccia]

That's because my guys don't need it!

[not_a_jutsu]

They need all those guns and stuff though, ninjas don't need those!

[heroiccia]

They don't need guns to kick ass.

[not_a_jutsu]

But they need guns to win the wars.

[heroiccia]

Nah, my guys can win by just using pocket knives or tomahawks.

[not_a_jutsu]

No way a ninja would beat them any time with just their fists.

[heroiccia]

You're just underestimating them! Mine will kill a ninja in their sleep!

[not_a_jutsu]

It would take a really lame ninja to be caught out in battle sleeping.

[heroiccia]

I'm guessing ya never heard about the Rangers or SEALs. It won't be a battle! They'll just attack when they don't expect it out of battle!

[not_a_jutsu]

Even then it's still a war or battle! Ninjas would set up traps and have keen senses so they'd jump up.

If you really are a nation I bet the Land of fire would kick your ass!

[heroiccia]

No way! I would curbstomp you guys so hard that you won't even know what happened!

[not_a_jutsu]

No way! Besides that's kind of mean to say for a nation you only know one person from!

[heroiccia]

It is? It's kind of mean for you to say that to me too ya know.

[not_a_jutsu]

I guess, sorry. Just.. you wouldn't like it if I made fun of you either, right? Being the Hokage is my dream so having someone piss on that makes me really angry.

[heroiccia]

Piss on it? [Stares.] I just said it didn't sound very important to me.

[not_a_jutsu]

Well that's like saying the president isn't important or you're not important. I mean don't you have a dream or goal?

[heroiccia]

Meh, as much as like my Presidents, I got replacements for him. And I do! I'm the hero of the world!

[not_a_jutsu]

See? I wanna be the hero of the world too!