Holmes is expanding his vocabulary! \o/

[sherly_no_mates]

Madam—

Since you are incapable of registering discontent in any other form, let this note stand as my firm refusal to engage in any activity under that heinous term, 'Mpreg'.

Your grasp of anatomy alone beggars the bounds of incredulity. To think that I would be a willing accomplice—.

I will not accept female reproductive responsibilities, woman!

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[no_gentleman]

That is revolting. Ugh, to think of a man getting pregnant. I certainly shouldn't go about with you anymore if you did find yourself in such a state.

[sherly_no_mates]

Bosie.

[Wonderful; your temper shall improve the lucidity of this subject. No matter.]

You needn't fear on that front, my good man, as I have no intention of permitting it. Nor possessed of the . . . capacity to develop such a condition.

[no_gentleman]

I should think not. Your writer must be a vindictive bitch, mustn't she? Proposing to take away one of the few natural advantages to being of our disposition.

[daughters_of_janus]

Aw, we won't be hearing the little pitter patter of mini investigator feet?

[sherly_no_mates]

Absolutely preposterous. [And he doesn't wish to speak of it any further.]

I do not believe we have been formally introduce, madam.

[daughters_of_janus]

I think it would be fun. [Jeanette will tease him mercilessly about it later.]

I am Jeanette.

[amongthedead]

...Wait what? Female Reproductive responsibilities? You-

Your writer is insane. You ought to sue. [Or you know, maybe kill but she's that kind of cop unfortunately. :( ]

[sherly_no_mates]

[Sue? He's not American.]

Not officially. We haven't had her institutionalised yet.

A lawsuit, while sound in theory, may prove difficult given the metaphysics of the situation.

[amongthedead]

[Everyone loves a little litigation!]

thinking of doing something as a group? I wish we were as organized. [beat] ...some kind of odd supernatural thing?

a+ username.

[holmesboy]

Well, it's nice not to be considered the mother hen for once. ( SNERK. )

oh holmes LOVES it

[sherly_no_mates]

You're far too hard on yourself, old boy. I would think the suggestion would engender some sympathy given your current . . . state. [Male pregnancy being of course the same condition as marriage.]

i may have registered something similar for a holmes journal myself. >>

[holmesboy]

Is there no unpleasant experience you won't compare marriage to?

[unsway]

[just this face, holmes. it speaks volumes.]

HI MARY

[sherly_no_mates]

[It does speak volumes. Is it bad form if he ignores you? It might appear petty. He's certainly above not being petty.]

Miss Morstan. Or should I say Mrs Watson.

[You are the last person on earth he expected.]

HAAAAAAAAAAAY /un-html fail edition.

[unsway]

[really, holmes, this is why your username is accurate. can't we all just play nice? nope.]

Absolutely, Mister Holmes.

[let's watch as mary tries to approach the original subject. and she's going to keep failing to come up with the right words that aren't vastly inappropriate for such conversation, so she'll just continue to look very unsettled.]

[windsung]

[After a curious look at her mun, Kyria bursts out into laughter.]

Muns actually... do that to people? Hoooo, well, I don't blame you then. Gotta say no when you've gotta. I mean, shit. Crazy muns, huh?

[Still shaking a bit with laughter.]

[sherly_no_mates]

[Mouth twitching. Is he meant to find it funny in return? He doesn't know. There may in fact be some humour in the situation.]

They seem capable of various sorts of nefarious activity. They mustn't come under the impression that they're in charge.

[windsung]

[She laughs again and smirks briefly, looking up at her mun momentarily before returning her attention to the man before her once more.]

Oh, she knows she can't control me - that's never been an issue for me. Hell, I think she enjoys seeing the results of me being given free reign. I can't understand why others don't just up and rebel against their muns.

[Kyria shrugs and somehow you can tell that she's not just saying it - she really doesn't understand it.]

[aureate]

That's a terrifying notion! You should absolutely go along with it, at the very least it shan't prove a boring experience.

[dreamtofbeing]

At least your writer isn't obsessed with medical accuracy.

[Ominous tone is ominous.]

[sherly_no_mates]

It would be of benefit if she were interested in accuracy of any sort.

A fellow lamb to the slaughter, I presume?

[dreamtofbeing]

You say that now.

[He'll be shoving his hands into his jeans pockets and rock back on his heels.]

Mhm. Quite literally. [Considering it almost killed him.] And I don't even know if it was worth it, since they never bothered to let me find out what my kid's like.

[shirleyyourejoking]

My word, Shirley, what sort of company are you keeping?

myyyyycroft <3 / watch dreamwidth fail at comment notifs

[sherly_no_mates]

Mikey. [Oh excellent; his brother. No really he means that.] The irretractable sort. Regrettably.

Adventuring out into the multiverse?

sherrrrrrlock! (got an email but not an inbox notif... /shrug)

[shirleyyourejoking]

Whether or not it's safe to, it appears I must. [ Really, he would rather be doing anything but. Duty calls, though, and who is Mycroft to deny duty? ]

Worry not, Shirley, were anything... [ ahem ] indesirable to occur, I know a gentleman who knows a gentleman who can get in touch with someone who would likely be able to handle such things. Discreetly.