Holmes is expanding his vocabulary! \o/

[sherly_no_mates]

Madam—

Since you are incapable of registering discontent in any other form, let this note stand as my firm refusal to engage in any activity under that heinous term, 'Mpreg'.

Your grasp of anatomy alone beggars the bounds of incredulity. To think that I would be a willing accomplice—.

I will not accept female reproductive responsibilities, woman!

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i didn't believe it at first. i had to see it a second time before i was like, ...oh. OH. oh. :| :||

[sherly_no_mates]

[Have a Look. You're being unreasonable now. He apologised for that.]

Moriarty needed to be stopped, a war averted. [And you can't regret your part in that.]

Has Brighton re-located? The trains still in working order? Or do other reasons . . . delay you? There is of course always Paris. [With him. And excitement.]

ugh i knew when the cups clattered offscreen. i knew and i wanted to unknow.

[holmesboy]

You know very well what delayed me. ( who else is going to make your funeral arrangements, lord fakes-his-death. DON'T MAKE HIM SADFACE, BRO. )

i just couldn't believe it. because IREEEENE. she is awesome.

[sherly_no_mates]

Ah. Yes. [Oh god; no sadfacing. No emotional conversation. Why do they need to discuss this?] Unavoidable. I'm afriad. [And he is. Sincerely sorry. Diffidently.]

But you received my parcel? [So you weren't under the impression he was dead for very long. :/]