Holmes is expanding his vocabulary! \o/

[sherly_no_mates]

Madam—

Since you are incapable of registering discontent in any other form, let this note stand as my firm refusal to engage in any activity under that heinous term, 'Mpreg'.

Your grasp of anatomy alone beggars the bounds of incredulity. To think that I would be a willing accomplice—.

I will not accept female reproductive responsibilities, woman!

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i may have registered something similar for a holmes journal myself. >>

[holmesboy]

Is there no unpleasant experience you won't compare marriage to?

yay someone else who has both a holmes and a watson

[sherly_no_mates]

No.

It can't be said you weren't warned. One must accept the consequences of one's actions.

[Including insulting analogies. Because this isn't about Holmes; oh no. This is, as always, about Watson. As it should be.]

what my life needs now is a mary. and ireeeene.

[holmesboy]

Ah, yes. Thoughtless of me not to consider my first wife before taking my second. ( feeling less bad for you all the time. )

IRENE. i am so tempted to pick her up. i have such issues about SPOILERS

[sherly_no_mates]

[Sniffs; looking away momentarily. Yes, it was. Perhaps you should have thought of that, thought of him. But you didn't. And you—no. Desist. Done with that thought.]

No need to be petty, Watson. I am simply illustrating the facts of the matter.

[And purposefully misconstruing what you mean.]

If the bliss of connubiality isn't what you thought it would be, there is little to be done about it now.

[His logic is the best logical illogicality in the world.]

ugh do it. i was so PISSED.

[holmesboy]

If the bliss of connubiality isn't what I thought it would be, it's because I haven't had the time to enjoy it. I've still not gone on my honeymoon, you know. ( and you know EXACTLY. WHOSE. FAULT. THAT IS. )

i didn't believe it at first. i had to see it a second time before i was like, ...oh. OH. oh. :| :||

[sherly_no_mates]

[Have a Look. You're being unreasonable now. He apologised for that.]

Moriarty needed to be stopped, a war averted. [And you can't regret your part in that.]

Has Brighton re-located? The trains still in working order? Or do other reasons . . . delay you? There is of course always Paris. [With him. And excitement.]

ugh i knew when the cups clattered offscreen. i knew and i wanted to unknow.

[holmesboy]

You know very well what delayed me. ( who else is going to make your funeral arrangements, lord fakes-his-death. DON'T MAKE HIM SADFACE, BRO. )

i just couldn't believe it. because IREEEENE. she is awesome.

[sherly_no_mates]

Ah. Yes. [Oh god; no sadfacing. No emotional conversation. Why do they need to discuss this?] Unavoidable. I'm afriad. [And he is. Sincerely sorry. Diffidently.]

But you received my parcel? [So you weren't under the impression he was dead for very long. :/]