Holmes is expanding his vocabulary! \o/

[sherly_no_mates]

Madam—

Since you are incapable of registering discontent in any other form, let this note stand as my firm refusal to engage in any activity under that heinous term, 'Mpreg'.

Your grasp of anatomy alone beggars the bounds of incredulity. To think that I would be a willing accomplice—.

I will not accept female reproductive responsibilities, woman!

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[daughters_of_janus]

Aw, we won't be hearing the little pitter patter of mini investigator feet?

[sherly_no_mates]

Absolutely preposterous. [And he doesn't wish to speak of it any further.]

I do not believe we have been formally introduce, madam.

[daughters_of_janus]

I think it would be fun. [Jeanette will tease him mercilessly about it later.]

I am Jeanette.

[sherly_no_mates]

Fun? [Have a sneer.] Entirely incorrect. Perhaps violating, not to mention biologically unfeasible.

A pleasure, Miss Jeanette. Sherlock Holmes. Male. [Ergo: not capable of producing children.]

[daughters_of_janus]

Jeanette Voerman. Malkavian.

[She decided to tease him a little with just that. Now he'd have to figure out what a Malkavian was.]

[sherly_no_mates]

Malkavian. [That's new; he's not heard of that before. If you wanted his attention, now you have it.] I've not come across that term before. If you will elucidate: is it a tribal designation?

[daughters_of_janus]

Oh wouldn't you like to know duckling? It will take more than that to get that information out of me.

[sherly_no_mates]

Duckling. What a curious name. Is that a common usage amoungst your people? [Because it has to be a group of people. There is no place on Earth called Malkavian, and it's obvious you aren't British.]

[daughters_of_janus]

My people? Duckling I think the fact I knew you were an investigator should of been a hint.

[And now for a change of topic.]

Though maybe you're more of a kitten. I haven't decided that.

[sherly_no_mates]

That information could be learned from any one of London's newspapers. [He's famous; what of it?] Did you discover it from another venue?

You had been more accurate with 'investigator', sweet thing. You are avoiding the question. [Tell him what it means. He wants to knooooow.]

[daughters_of_janus]

Well you're assuming I'm from a tribe when I'm clearly Caucasian at the very least.

[She's usually not one for these long conversations but teasing him was fun.]

Mmm I think I'll go with kitten. [She smirked at him a little.]

Well what do I get for sharing my secrets? You have to give something to get something.

[sherly_no_mates]

[Peering at you. A peoples of some sort, but he's doubts you're Caucasian either geographically or anthropologically. You're far too pale. Perhaps you suffer from a form of albinism.]

The . . . comfort of enlightening your fellow man? A reward in itself, one might say. [He might be teasing you back. He doesn't particularly care what you derive from parting with the information. He wants it; he will have it.]

[daughters_of_janus]

[She couldn't help but laugh. There was some irony in that statement.]

Well "master detective" you'll have to figure out some way to make me give you the information or figure it out yourself.