Holmes is expanding his vocabulary! \o/

[sherly_no_mates]

Madam—

Since you are incapable of registering discontent in any other form, let this note stand as my firm refusal to engage in any activity under that heinous term, 'Mpreg'.

Your grasp of anatomy alone beggars the bounds of incredulity. To think that I would be a willing accomplice—.

I will not accept female reproductive responsibilities, woman!

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[no_gentleman]

[He does not appreciate your cavalier dismissal of the Greeks; he got his degree reading Classics, you know.]

[A sniff.]

You've changed your tune. And it only took five minutes, my.

[sherly_no_mates]

One must consider all the implications before passing judgment. [He knew it all along, that it would be acceptable in the name of science, if at no other time. Are you implying that he's mercurial? If so, he's not listening.] That's only reasonable. [And you are against it as an experiment. Now whose being irrational, Bosie?]

[no_gentleman]

Hm, well. [He makes a prim little sound in his throat, adjusting his tie.] If you intend to carry out your so very reasonable experiment, do find anyone who is not me to provide... the necessaries.

[sherly_no_mates]

[Ugh. You say that as though it is a legitimate consideration.] Don't be histrionic. It isn't happening. [Not with him. Not with you. Not at all. Period.]