Holmes is expanding his vocabulary! \o/

[sherly_no_mates]

Madam—

Since you are incapable of registering discontent in any other form, let this note stand as my firm refusal to engage in any activity under that heinous term, 'Mpreg'.

Your grasp of anatomy alone beggars the bounds of incredulity. To think that I would be a willing accomplice—.

I will not accept female reproductive responsibilities, woman!

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[shirleyyourejoking]

My word, Shirley, what sort of company are you keeping?

myyyyycroft <3 / watch dreamwidth fail at comment notifs

[sherly_no_mates]

Mikey. [Oh excellent; his brother. No really he means that.] The irretractable sort. Regrettably.

Adventuring out into the multiverse?

sherrrrrrlock! (got an email but not an inbox notif... /shrug)

[shirleyyourejoking]

Whether or not it's safe to, it appears I must. [ Really, he would rather be doing anything but. Duty calls, though, and who is Mycroft to deny duty? ]

Worry not, Shirley, were anything... [ ahem ] indesirable to occur, I know a gentleman who knows a gentleman who can get in touch with someone who would likely be able to handle such things. Discreetly.

[sherly_no_mates]

[Of course. Nothing else could draw Mycroft from his habits.] State business? [The Crown divining an interesting in the multiverse would be . . . amusing.

And wow. That's awkward. Quick blink. He never predicted he would be discussing these sorts of—preventative methods with his brother.] Have their been similar cases previously? [What sort of company are you keeping, Mikey?]