Mun's wanting to...

[easy_a]

Ahahahaha, no.

Wot makes you think I want to go to a game? Because whatever train of thought you're trying to reason that with is retarded. You don't even have a place in mind and you're still wanting to stick me somewhere.

Okay, I get it. You think it'll be fun. Look. Maybe you're okay with the whole, "Oh, let's mess around with everybody's heads and see wot happens, uuuegh," thing, but I'm not. Wot's more, I'm not going to do it, and you'd be daft to think that I'll go ahead with this rubbish. It's bullshit. 'Sides, if you don't even know where to start at all, maybe you shouldn't bother looking in the first place, yeah?


...Are you even listening to me?

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[puppysitting]

They don't tend to listen to us anyways. Our word means nothing against theirs.

[easy_a]

Well, it better start meaning something, because this is complete bullshit.

[puppysitting]

Again. They don't care.

They have the reins in this kind of relationship.

[easy_a]

She can't make me do anything even if she does force me into a game.

[puppysitting]

You'd be surprised with what these muns are capable of.

[easy_a]

Can't be any worse than what the probation worker makes us do.

[Or worse than having to deal with the other people hit by the storm.]

[puppysitting]

And what exactly do they make you do?

[easy_a]

Community service.

Mostly.

Doesn't matter anyway; my mun can't touch me, so she can't make me do anything.

[OR SO SHE THINKS.]

[puppysitting]

[SHRUG]

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

[tripled]

Aw, come on. Have some fun. Go wherever the wind takes you! We're practically made for some majorly fucked up shit! It would be an insult to destiny to avoid it.

And you know, calling someone retarded isn't going to effect them at all. I've had all kinds of mental deficiencies thrown at me and I'm still fine! Still going strong. Still shootin' the breeze. Still being a fucking upstanding member of society!

[easy_a]

When you find a game that's actually "fun" and not a load of shit, you can tell me all about it.

[Because all the ones her mun has browse through? They don't look fun for her in the least.]

Luckily, she's not you. And she's mental anyway; it's not like it's much of an insult.

[tripled]

Oh, I will. You can bet there's some rather attractive ladies down in those games. And, uh, I'm sure there's somethin' for you too. I mean, you've proved your standards are low, so it shouldn't be too much of a problem.

Hey, now! I resent that. If she was me, you'd be having the fucking time of your life! I'm telling you.

[easy_a]

My standards are not low.


...I don't do ugly people. Or crackheads.

[AHEM.]

If she were you, I'd have probably shot myself by now.

[tripled]

Well, you've obviously got a horrible taste in men! You won't shag me. Now, I don't know what's up with that. I'm thinking you're just mad, really. Not to be a cunt, but look at your boyfriends, then look at me, yeah?

No way, mate. You'd be out there partyin', having the time of your life, maybe doing a little bit of stripping, because hey! I'm only human. I'm pretty positive you'd do the same with me! And who could blame you? I've got a fantastic behind.

[easy_a]

Not my fault you're an "annoying cunt" and untouchable without any powers needed.

And I've seen your behind; there's absolutely nothing fantastic about it.

[tripled]

Oh, I'm touchable. You can ask the rest of the female population, I'm sure they'd be happy to oblige you with all the dirty details. Oh, yeah. That storm didn't just give me immortality, you know, which by the way is a fucking pussy magnet. Yeah, it gave me the power of irresistability.

Oh, don't give me that shit. Come on now. It's immaculate! Really. I mean, just look at it!

[easy_a]

Or the power of being super annoying. The only thing that's touching you are your own hands.

I'd rather not have to see it again; I'm scarred enough as is.

[mrbackwards]

Told you she ain't.

[easy_a]

[Curtis, you're almost always right. Stop it. :|]

Can you blame me for trying?

[mrbackwards]

[ Ahem, gurl, I think you need to take the 'almost' out of that sentence. Just sayin'. 8| ]

No, guess not. Where're you being sent off to?

[easy_a]

[You were wrong about not using Daddy's car to move the bodies the second time. Otherwise that "almost" would be gone.]

I wish I knew. Mun is ridiculously picky when it comes to games. She can't even find one she likes well enough, and yet she's been going on and on about wanting to find one.

[mrbackwards]

[ That was totally a test to see if you trusted him. You failed, that makes him right. Whaaaat. ]

Mine's the same way, been in and out a lot of places. Hopefully it ain't too bad. Some like to keep it simple.

[easy_a]

[If she didn't, there would have been no way to transport the bodies, and guess who would all be in actual prison right now for it?

That's right. You're welcome.]

She practically has a whole list of things she wants and doesn't want. Not sure if something simple would work or not.

[mrbackwards]

[ aufgwoifhwbuif

Shut up, Alisha. ]

In some cases it is. Know anything that on either of those lists?

[easy_a]

[No, you.]

No fast games, no journal based games, preferably no AUs, no weird "new power" shit, no power loss -which is bullshit too, no games with buckets of wank, no sex games... not exactly sure why those last two are separate; must be a Yank thing.

Anyway, the list goes on and on. I'm hoping she won't be able to find anything.