Mun's wanting to...

[easy_a]

Ahahahaha, no.

Wot makes you think I want to go to a game? Because whatever train of thought you're trying to reason that with is retarded. You don't even have a place in mind and you're still wanting to stick me somewhere.

Okay, I get it. You think it'll be fun. Look. Maybe you're okay with the whole, "Oh, let's mess around with everybody's heads and see wot happens, uuuegh," thing, but I'm not. Wot's more, I'm not going to do it, and you'd be daft to think that I'll go ahead with this rubbish. It's bullshit. 'Sides, if you don't even know where to start at all, maybe you shouldn't bother looking in the first place, yeah?


...Are you even listening to me?

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[tripled]

Hey! I've been there. I'm the one wandering around knowing I tried!

Yeah, well, it's not too pleasant for me, either. Watching you and Barry suck eachother's faces... It's complete insanity!

[easy_a]

I'm not going to be "sucking face" with Simon any time soon, so you don't have to flip out, alright?

[She's just... going to have to drink away her disgust... and hope she doesn't remember any of this by the time she comes to after.]

[tripled]

Oh, yeah? Because I'm pretty fucking sure it happened yesterday. And the day before that. Jesus, it's like you're rabbits! Really horny rabbits.

[easy_a]

Would you please shut the fuck up? I don't want that mental imagery! Jesus fucking Christ!

[tripled]

Fine, fine! I won't mention it again!

...But you should know, I think he's planning on proposing. Imagine that! A family full of little creepy twats.

Your creepy little twats.

[as gross as it is that simon has a girlfriend and he doesn't, he's not going to pass up the opportunity to get under her skin

when has he ever?]

[easy_a]

I swear to fucking God, I will hurt you. [AKA get Kelly to hurt him.]

You better start pissing off and stop dicking around.

[tripled]

I thought you were against all the pissing! It's looking pretty good now, yeah? Plan Piss could solve all of your problems. But then, there's always the off chance that he's got some kind of weird fetish about that, which, to be honest, isn't that unlikely.

Looks like you're royally fucked like the castle hooker.

[easy_a]

[She'd slap Nathan right about now if it didn't mean she'd have to touch him.]

I don't mean literal pissing, you sick fuck. And don't remind me. [Because Simon did say he wanted to rip her clothes off and piss on her tits. So that fetish? Definitely there.]

[tripled]

Man. He really is a weird little cunt.

But he's your cunt!

[that last part is definitely totally sing-song. he is definitely reverting back to 10 year old mentality. you know, from his normal 13 year old mentality.]

...Don't hit me, alright? I'm fragile. Like a stunning glass figure. Don't tarnish my beauty.

[easy_a]

No, he's not! God, what the fuck is your problem today?

[ONE DAY SHE WILL GET RID OF HER POWER. AND WHEN SHE DOES? IT'S STRANGLING TIME, NATHAN.]

And I'll hit you if I fucking feel like it. I'm just not in the mood to get AIDs from smacking you upside the head.

[tripled]

I'm telling the truth! You can't hit the messenger! I'm just an innocent bystander!

And I'm about eighty nine percent sure you can't get AIDs from that. I'd be more sure, but, hey, I'm not a fucking doctor!