Mun's wanting to...

[easy_a]

Ahahahaha, no.

Wot makes you think I want to go to a game? Because whatever train of thought you're trying to reason that with is retarded. You don't even have a place in mind and you're still wanting to stick me somewhere.

Okay, I get it. You think it'll be fun. Look. Maybe you're okay with the whole, "Oh, let's mess around with everybody's heads and see wot happens, uuuegh," thing, but I'm not. Wot's more, I'm not going to do it, and you'd be daft to think that I'll go ahead with this rubbish. It's bullshit. 'Sides, if you don't even know where to start at all, maybe you shouldn't bother looking in the first place, yeah?


...Are you even listening to me?

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[tripled]

Yeah, that means I'll have to live forever with this constant pain! It hurts.

[okay he's kidding

probably

most likely]

[easy_a]

Then stop being a dick and maybe it'll go away.

[You are looking in the wrong place if you want sympathy, Nathan.]

[tripled]

So cold.

I'm just trying to be a helpful friend here. I can't help it that you've got awful taste in plans!

Alright, alright. I think I've really got it this time.

I call it Operation Circlejerk.

[easy_a]

Last time you pulled that plan, the probation worker knew you were blowing it out of your ass.

We were just lucky he didn't give a shit.

[tripled]

No, no! This is a totally different Operation Circlejerk!

You're all lucky I came up with that. Come on, it was totally believable! Just a couple of young offenders masturbating. Nothin' to see here!

[easy_a]

We were all dressed. It's not like you did anything but make an ass of yourself... again.

[That being said... desperate times call for desperate measures.]

And how exactly is this Operation Circlejerk different from the last one?

[tripled]

Alright, alright. Get ready for your mind to be blown.

So you gather up everyone in a circle, yeah? And then you yell, "Hey! We're all going to have a wank in your mind!"

[easy_a]

...That is seriously the shittiest plan you've come up with yet.

And I'm pretty sure everyone does some sort of shagging in there anyway; it's not like it's going to bother her.

[tripled]

Shagging in her mind?

Well, what've you got to leave it for, then? You've got everything right there!

[easy_a]

I'm not the one doing the shagging, alright?

[It's no fun when your fuckbuddies can't remember what happened.]

[tripled]

Alright, alright. Touchy.

Well, actually you're not touchy. You know, because of the power and all.

[heheheheheheh c l e v e r]

[easy_a]

Don't remind me.

[It was great, then it was sad, then it was humiliating, then it helped her see just how fucked up she was... and now it's just a sore spot.]

[tripled]

[he almost considers the whole SO YOU RAPED A FEW PEOPLE... shebang but that probably won't get him more than a "piss off" anyway.]

Well, yeah, as powers go, it's pretty shitty. No offense. But hey, it's still a step above some other shitty power! Like friendship. What the hell is that all about, am I right?

[easy_a]

...Right. Friendship. That's still better than that shitty power of controlling milk, yeah?

[Ironically... that anti-friendship state is exactly why Nathan is a good friend in the end.]

[tripled]

Oh, yeah! That's the shitty power to end all shitty powers! So you can make my yoghurt dance! Now, what would be a really cool power... if I could fucking duplicate myself! I could be taking a piss, wanking and having breakfast all at the same time! Now that's what I call efficiency.

[he comes through for you, alisha

...sometimes.]

[easy_a]

...How much has your mun told you about the new guy?

[This once. This is the first time, and well... she's not going to hold her breath for it to happen again.]

[tripled]

New guy? We've got another fucking addition to the gang? I thought we were done with that when that last one died.

[easy_a]

I haven't met him myself yet, but Mun's told me things. He's supposed to be your replacement.

...Try not to fuck things up for yourself, yeah? You're enough of a pain to deal with; I can't imagine putting up with some new dick.

[One that she slept with once upon a time.]

[tripled]

Oh, come on. Nobody could replace me. I've got a boyish charm that nobody can emulate!

Hey. If I don't fuck things up for myself, nobody will.

[easy_a]

I actually agree with you there. No one can stop your levels of annoying.

Well, don't. Just because you're immortal doesn't mean other shit can't happen.

[tripled]

Thanks. It means so much.

I've already been murdered brutally like five times! What more fucked up shit could possibly happen?

[easy_a]

Well... all sorts of shit; these muns are fucking nutters. I'm sure they could think of something.

[Meaning she can't think of anything off the top of her head.]

[tripled]

I've been murdered. I've been assaulted by our probation workers. Physically, but I'm sure they were thinkin' of taking advantage of me sexually! I've had to bury like four people!

[he also fucked a granny.]

There is nothing more fucked up than what I've already experienced.

[easy_a]

Don't say that aloud! You'll just egg them on and give them a reason to find something that is more fucked up.

[tripled]

Oh, bring it on! There is nothing more screwed up than walking in on your mom's... the guy who lives with your mom, butt naked and finding out he has a gigantic cock!