Mun's wanting to...

[easy_a]

Ahahahaha, no.

Wot makes you think I want to go to a game? Because whatever train of thought you're trying to reason that with is retarded. You don't even have a place in mind and you're still wanting to stick me somewhere.

Okay, I get it. You think it'll be fun. Look. Maybe you're okay with the whole, "Oh, let's mess around with everybody's heads and see wot happens, uuuegh," thing, but I'm not. Wot's more, I'm not going to do it, and you'd be daft to think that I'll go ahead with this rubbish. It's bullshit. 'Sides, if you don't even know where to start at all, maybe you shouldn't bother looking in the first place, yeah?


...Are you even listening to me?

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[tripled]

Okay, I think we've already established that your standards are horribly low.

A weird little guy like Barry's got a beautiful girlfriend and I've got nothing! Life is a cruel mistress.

[easy_a]

M'not that freak's girlfriend. [Yet.]

Where the fuck did you get an idea like that?

[Mun thought an earlier point in series two would make for a decent canon point.]

[tripled]

[WELL THIS MIGHT BE AWKWARD]

Harsh breakup, huh?

It's alright, I'm right here with open arms and a shoulder for you to cry on. No shagging necessary.

Humping encouraged.

[easy_a]

Stop dicking around, Nathan. I've never dated Simon, and I don't plan on starting anytime soon. He's so... creepy.

And I'm not touching you. Won't matter who I choose to date.

[tripled]

I'm not dickin' around! You're the one who's dicking around!

He is a creepy little twat, but you snog him anyway! I saw it, I was there! It's been scarred into my brain, never to be forgotten!

[easy_a]

No, I'm not.

And I'd never kiss him! I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you all of the sudden, but you've gone mental.

More than usual.

[tripled]

Mental? I'm not even shitting you in the slightest! I'm as serious as Alan Rickman, man! You know, the guy from the movies about the little magic twat that could?

You were there, and he was there, and it was just a massive slurry of tongues and hands! It was horrible!

[easy_a]

You're not allowed to get high any more. [Yes, clearly, he was tripping balls.] That is single-handedly the most fucked up thing I have ever heard leave your mouth.

And you spew a lot of shit.

[tripled]

I'm not high! Well, I'm pretty sure I'm not high! That is just some Grade A bullshit straight from the cow's arsehole!

Just stop it already. You've had your little fun, now just give it up, okay? Seriously, starting to get a little bit freaked out over here!

[easy_a]

Stop? I haven't even started anything! I'm serious. I have never dated, snogged, or even thought about getting with that creep-tastic freak.

[Yet.]

[tripled]

Okay. Okay, let's just pretend for five seconds that you aren't a dirty lyin' freak, which you are.

Would I lie to you?

[easy_a]

...Yes. Is that even a question?

[tripled]

Alright, alright, maybe I would! But the important thing here is that I'm not! I'm one hundred percent telling the fucking truth!

I don't want to hear it any more than you do! Another foxy lady taken off the market? That's bollocks! But it's fucking true, I'm telling you!

[easy_a]

[It's not uncommon for Nathan to be adamant about something, but... it's strange topic to be adamant about.]

...You're really not dicking around, are you?

Jesus fucking-... Wot the hell is going on then? Huh?

[tripled]

Finally! And no! Jesus.

Well, how the fuck am I supposed to know, huh? There's probably some fucked up time shit going on! I say we blame Curtis. He thinks he's the one playing pranks around here, huh? I say not likely.

[easy_a]

Curtis doesn't screw around, though. He's "Mr. Serious".

Maybe he just... fucked up or something and doesn't even know. At least, he didn't sound like he knew anything weird happened when I talked to him.

[tripled]

Well, how the fuck does that work out, huh? You don't know shit and I've got to live with all these memories of you two etched into my mind? Is that it?

That is so screwed up!

[easy_a]

You're not the one wandering around knowing that you're going to snog Simon of all people.

I think I need to vomit.

[tripled]

Hey! I've been there. I'm the one wandering around knowing I tried!

Yeah, well, it's not too pleasant for me, either. Watching you and Barry suck eachother's faces... It's complete insanity!

[easy_a]

I'm not going to be "sucking face" with Simon any time soon, so you don't have to flip out, alright?

[She's just... going to have to drink away her disgust... and hope she doesn't remember any of this by the time she comes to after.]

[tripled]

Oh, yeah? Because I'm pretty fucking sure it happened yesterday. And the day before that. Jesus, it's like you're rabbits! Really horny rabbits.

[easy_a]

Would you please shut the fuck up? I don't want that mental imagery! Jesus fucking Christ!

[tripled]

Fine, fine! I won't mention it again!

...But you should know, I think he's planning on proposing. Imagine that! A family full of little creepy twats.

Your creepy little twats.

[as gross as it is that simon has a girlfriend and he doesn't, he's not going to pass up the opportunity to get under her skin

when has he ever?]

[easy_a]

I swear to fucking God, I will hurt you. [AKA get Kelly to hurt him.]

You better start pissing off and stop dicking around.

[tripled]

I thought you were against all the pissing! It's looking pretty good now, yeah? Plan Piss could solve all of your problems. But then, there's always the off chance that he's got some kind of weird fetish about that, which, to be honest, isn't that unlikely.

Looks like you're royally fucked like the castle hooker.