Mun's wanting to...

[easy_a]

Ahahahaha, no.

Wot makes you think I want to go to a game? Because whatever train of thought you're trying to reason that with is retarded. You don't even have a place in mind and you're still wanting to stick me somewhere.

Okay, I get it. You think it'll be fun. Look. Maybe you're okay with the whole, "Oh, let's mess around with everybody's heads and see wot happens, uuuegh," thing, but I'm not. Wot's more, I'm not going to do it, and you'd be daft to think that I'll go ahead with this rubbish. It's bullshit. 'Sides, if you don't even know where to start at all, maybe you shouldn't bother looking in the first place, yeah?


...Are you even listening to me?

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[easy_a]

You came up with one plan, and it's shit. You're not getting anything.

Least I'm not running around with a tiny cock like you, yeah? No game can change that.

[tripled]

I do not have a tiny cock! I'll have you know, I've never had a single complaint! Okay, well, I've had a few, but it's not my fault! They had fanny caves!

Well, here's a plan. It's called Plan Shit All Over Everyone's Delicate Feelings. Apparently, you've completed Phase One!

[easy_a]

Whoopdidoo. Good for me. It's the only plan of yours that's ever worked.

[tripled]

I've had plenty of good plans! I can't think of any right now but they happened and it was fucking genius!

[easy_a]

Okay, okay, fine. In some past life, you've made good plans.

Happy?

[tripled]

It's a start. At this point, I'm not sure if anything will heal my wounded heart. Or my cock's wounded heart.

[easy_a]

You're immortal; you'll be fine.

[tripled]

Yeah, that means I'll have to live forever with this constant pain! It hurts.

[okay he's kidding

probably

most likely]

[easy_a]

Then stop being a dick and maybe it'll go away.

[You are looking in the wrong place if you want sympathy, Nathan.]

[tripled]

So cold.

I'm just trying to be a helpful friend here. I can't help it that you've got awful taste in plans!

Alright, alright. I think I've really got it this time.

I call it Operation Circlejerk.

[easy_a]

Last time you pulled that plan, the probation worker knew you were blowing it out of your ass.

We were just lucky he didn't give a shit.

[tripled]

No, no! This is a totally different Operation Circlejerk!

You're all lucky I came up with that. Come on, it was totally believable! Just a couple of young offenders masturbating. Nothin' to see here!

[easy_a]

We were all dressed. It's not like you did anything but make an ass of yourself... again.

[That being said... desperate times call for desperate measures.]

And how exactly is this Operation Circlejerk different from the last one?

[tripled]

Alright, alright. Get ready for your mind to be blown.

So you gather up everyone in a circle, yeah? And then you yell, "Hey! We're all going to have a wank in your mind!"

[easy_a]

...That is seriously the shittiest plan you've come up with yet.

And I'm pretty sure everyone does some sort of shagging in there anyway; it's not like it's going to bother her.

[tripled]

Shagging in her mind?

Well, what've you got to leave it for, then? You've got everything right there!

[easy_a]

I'm not the one doing the shagging, alright?

[It's no fun when your fuckbuddies can't remember what happened.]

[tripled]

Alright, alright. Touchy.

Well, actually you're not touchy. You know, because of the power and all.

[heheheheheheh c l e v e r]

[easy_a]

Don't remind me.

[It was great, then it was sad, then it was humiliating, then it helped her see just how fucked up she was... and now it's just a sore spot.]

[tripled]

[he almost considers the whole SO YOU RAPED A FEW PEOPLE... shebang but that probably won't get him more than a "piss off" anyway.]

Well, yeah, as powers go, it's pretty shitty. No offense. But hey, it's still a step above some other shitty power! Like friendship. What the hell is that all about, am I right?

[easy_a]

...Right. Friendship. That's still better than that shitty power of controlling milk, yeah?

[Ironically... that anti-friendship state is exactly why Nathan is a good friend in the end.]

[tripled]

Oh, yeah! That's the shitty power to end all shitty powers! So you can make my yoghurt dance! Now, what would be a really cool power... if I could fucking duplicate myself! I could be taking a piss, wanking and having breakfast all at the same time! Now that's what I call efficiency.

[he comes through for you, alisha

...sometimes.]

[easy_a]

...How much has your mun told you about the new guy?

[This once. This is the first time, and well... she's not going to hold her breath for it to happen again.]

[tripled]

New guy? We've got another fucking addition to the gang? I thought we were done with that when that last one died.

[easy_a]

I haven't met him myself yet, but Mun's told me things. He's supposed to be your replacement.

...Try not to fuck things up for yourself, yeah? You're enough of a pain to deal with; I can't imagine putting up with some new dick.

[One that she slept with once upon a time.]