where the bosses at

[hasthekeys]

You're cute.

This is cute.

When was the last time you dusted off your Tae-bo VHS tapes? That's what I thought. If you can't keep up with Billy Blanks, you certainly can't keep up with me. I have too much to keep up with for you to keep up with all that, too. My keeping up with things skills would blow your mind.

Is that all? We done here? Good.

Comments

[irondick]

Fascinating.

[ this is tony, his chin is resting on his hands. he's staring happy. STARING. ]

You actually think they'll listen to you.

[hasthekeys]

[Don't look at him like that, Boss. They're not in the ring and that's too smug for his tastes, okay.]

Please, Boss, don't be jealous.

[irondick]

Who's jelly? I'm certainly not jelly. Why would I be jelly? Nothing to be jelly of here.

[ SMIRKING. yes. so so so smug. ]

[ironteen]

Well, this is a little weird.

[hasthekeys]

[There's something familiar about you, kid.]

Why?

[ironteen]

[That's what they all say.]

Let's just say I wasn't expecting to see you around.

[manofiron]

VHS? Is this the Eighties? Have we gone back to the Eighties? I hated the Eighties.

[hasthekeys]

[TWO BOSSES!]

They were still releasing new movies on VHS in 1999, Boss. DVDs haven't been around as long as most people think.

Besides, if it was the '80s, Billy Blanks would be wearing leg warmers, and he doesn't seem like the type to do that.

[manofiron]

So you're an expert on DVDs now? When did that happen?

And thank you for the mental image I really didn't need.

[widows]

I wouldn't underestimate her. [ remember what happened last time? ]

can i please snag that icon of the two of them you have? ;;

[hasthekeys]

[SHE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED

or watched when driving, w/e]

It's not underestimating, Natal—Miss Rushma—...what am I supposed to call you now?

oh natch! i didn't make it or nothin'. but even if i did i give no fucks~

[widows]

Natasha is fine.

[savedhisheart]

[Pep opens her mouth to say something and decides not to. though does a small wave to say hi.]

[hasthekeys]

[It's a step up from shrieking in his ear.]

Hey, Boss.

[savedhisheart]

[Hey! You were the one driving the wrong way on the race track Happy!]

You know there are better work out DVD's out there right? [Not that she's been trying to talk her mun into getting that yoga one they've both been eying the last few weeks.]

[persuadeyou]

Wow. I think I need to go wash all that second-hand ego off.

[hasthekeys]

[Two bosses, two Natashas. What is life.]

Please, don't ignore your urge to wash on account of me.

[persuadeyou]

[Cray. Mostly cray.]

Still getting in over your head?

[bestassistant]

[ Oh hay guy! You thirsty? He was just making some milkshakes. They're green or something, but Tony likes them, so they must be okay. ]

[hasthekeys]

[Oh no. Dummy.

Happy figures out the situation easily: glass, liquid, Dummy. It's a recipe for disaster. It's like living on a frozen lake covering a volcano. It's just asking for total devastation.

It's not hard to figure out that he should stop Dummy, but he doesn't want to insult him, either. And part of not insulting him is not talking to him like a drooling fourth grader, so he just schools his tone as neutral as possible and moves to pluck the glass out of his grip.]

Heeey, buddy. [NEUTRAL MORE NEUTRAL] Is it time for the boss's drink?

[bestassistant]

[ 8( Happy can you not tell time? Dum-E is just going to wiggle his fingers thumbs in the direction of the clock. He can't tell time either, really, but he has an internal clock.

Internal clock says it's drink time, okay? ]

[pepperedsmile]

I know a certain SHIELD spy that would have something to say about your 'keeping up' skills otherwise.

[hasthekeys]

That wasn't the kind of keeping up I meant, Boss.

[Don't hate on Happy, Pepper :( You're a great boss!]

omg.

[widowing]

[ she could be catty here, but she's in a good mood today. ]

They may end up surprising you.

you may call him happy

[hasthekeys]

[Oh good. He likes it when Miss Rushman is in a good mood and outfit]

Yeah, she's...already started it by me even being here, actually.