where the bosses at

[hasthekeys]

You're cute.

This is cute.

When was the last time you dusted off your Tae-bo VHS tapes? That's what I thought. If you can't keep up with Billy Blanks, you certainly can't keep up with me. I have too much to keep up with for you to keep up with all that, too. My keeping up with things skills would blow your mind.

Is that all? We done here? Good.

Comments

of course you do. i vote saaaaam (bell). at. a meme! anyone that strikes your fancy, recent or old.

[widows]

[ oh she knows, dude. she knows. if looks could kill, they can and have, a whole goddamn lot. ]

We'll definitely be keeping a closer eye in the case that it doesn't. [ hopefully they can send someone else to tony's self-demolishing iron bender should it occur. one was enough. ]

LET ME HUNT or something i haven't looked in a few days

[hasthekeys]

[There's a moment before:]

Do you not hear how spine-tingling-ly creepy that is?

what, do you have a life? that's fucked up. (oh btw i have a name. and it is pink. hiii.)

[widows]

[ perk of her brows and a flash of flattened lips like "yup." ] I think it was creepier before when you weren't aware we were doing it. [ which they were. for the looongest time. ]

WOW LIFE-SHAMING YOU ARE THE WORST (i'll pm you)

[hasthekeys]

No, see, that's why this is creepier now. You people know we know, and you know that Tony has already managed to find out everything you didn't want to be known and you're still...trying to stay in the know.

Too much knowing is not good, because then there's nothing left to find out.

[so poetic happy]