where the bosses at

[hasthekeys]

You're cute.

This is cute.

When was the last time you dusted off your Tae-bo VHS tapes? That's what I thought. If you can't keep up with Billy Blanks, you certainly can't keep up with me. I have too much to keep up with for you to keep up with all that, too. My keeping up with things skills would blow your mind.

Is that all? We done here? Good.

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[bestassistant]

[ Of course, you wanted to help you have to be rewarded with the shake. He's just going to sit and stare expectantly. ]

[hasthekeys]

[he should throw it on the ground]

Ah, yeah. Well. Right. Thanks.

[AUGH IT'S LIKE DRINKING POISON IVY'S PERSONAL SEPTIC TANK BUT HE'S JUST GOING TO SMILE AND TAKE IT FOR AMERICA]

[bestassistant]

[ He probably should, but Dum-E thinks your the best, Happy. Well. Besides Tony. And Pepper. Way better than JARVIS though.

Have a paper towel. Or six. ]

[hasthekeys]

[Whoa whoa, Pepper is better? Why is Pepper better? Is it because she's a woman? That is discrimination, sir, he will not tolerate it. He will so sue you for all the little nuts and bolts you contain.]

...you're in a good mood, huh?

[bestassistant]

[ Pepper visits him more, Happy. She comes and says hi and does things and Tony likes her so Dum-E likes her. It's that simple.

He whirs pleasantly and pushes the blender off of the counter and into the sink.

A job well done. ]

[hasthekeys]

[He thought the blender would survive, too...]

Well. Good shake, thanks for that.

[bestassistant]

[ He'll lean the length of his arm against your side for a moment, as affectionate as a clunky robot can be. ]

[hasthekeys]

[All the head pats for Dum-E the Robobro, forever and ever amen.]