where the bosses at

[hasthekeys]

You're cute.

This is cute.

When was the last time you dusted off your Tae-bo VHS tapes? That's what I thought. If you can't keep up with Billy Blanks, you certainly can't keep up with me. I have too much to keep up with for you to keep up with all that, too. My keeping up with things skills would blow your mind.

Is that all? We done here? Good.

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[manofiron]

Uh huh. I see how it is.

[ He waves it off, like it's of no consequence. ]

Pepper. I think you can safely say it's Pepper.

[hasthekeys]

[There's the smallest of smiles before he schools his expression back into total Bro-level Neutrality. He likes Pepper, but...]

Does that mean I can't use your gym anymore, Mister Stark?

[manofiron]

Of course you can.

[ He grins. ]

One of the perks of being an employee, former or otherwise, is a lifetime gym membership.

[hasthekeys]

[WHO HAS THE BEST BOSS? HAPPY DOES! YESSSS HE DOES! BEST BOSS EVER!!!!]

I'll keep that off the record, sir, in case the YMCA takes offense.

[manofiron]

[ DAMN RIGHT HE DOES ]

Well, I still haven't filled my offending people quota for the day, so I think it's okay if they do.

[hasthekeys]

[happy's boss brings all the trainees to the yard
and they're like HOW CAN YOU WORK WITH THIS MAN HE IS A NIGHTMARE]

A little counterproductive after you gave your entire art collection to the Boy Scouts, considering they grow into the need for a Young Man's association.

[see what he did there?]

[manofiron]

Of course it's counterproductive. That's like, my MO.

[ When he wants it to be. He goes through MOs like he goes through glasses of scotch. ]

Look, when you're dying you do crazy things. It happens. You gotta learn to let go.

[hasthekeys]

[Just say no to booze, Tony. The Boy Scouts teach that shit, don't you pay attention?]

I actually like the Iron Man poster better than what you had there before.

Off the record, of course.

[manofiron]

[ Tony is not a boy scout. ]

Good. I'm glad someone has some taste around here.

[hasthekeys]

[REALLY? HAPPY HAD NO IDEA]

Besides JARVIS, you mean.