dear_mun | where the bosses at

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where the bosses at

You're cute.

This is cute.

When was the last time you dusted off your Tae-bo VHS tapes? That's what I thought. If you can't keep up with Billy Blanks, you certainly can't keep up with me. I have too much to keep up with for you to keep up with all that, too. My keeping up with things skills would blow your mind.

Is that all? We done here? Good.

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They may have had their arms twisted. A little. [ and legs and financial connections and, welp, most things. ]

[GRRL YOU SO FIERCE]

Like you did to Hammer?

[ conciliatory nod that's really more of a tip of her head. ] But less fun.

He's up here too is why I ask. In the...head space or whatever it's called. He never shuts up about his glasses, oh my God, you'd think you broke them and shoved them up his ass or something.

[ little smirk. ] I know. [ because, you know, SHIELD ~~and not the fact that you're super obvious or anything cyn~~. ] Maybe next time. [ you can take that pointed promise right on back to him even though she totally failed to teach him russian in that one meme because her mun's the worst /kanyeshrug ]

[~~WHO IS THIS I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW DON'T KEEP ME IN THE DARK~~

Happy wants it to be next time all the time, the weedy loser never shuts up.]

So...am I supposed to be expecting you to keep an eye on the boss or anything? Off the record, of course, just because the two of us.

SHIELD will be. I have other assignments. [ people ain't gonna kill themselves. well. some of them might if/when they hear she's coming for them. ~~AND IT'S JUST A PERSON WHO ENJOYS PLAYING WITH YOU IDTHINK WE'VE EXCHANGED NAMES OR SHIT~~ ] Don't expect a hands-on approach. [ still your problem. ]

Please, God, for the love of it, don't take a hands-on approach with him ever. [HE IS SO SERIOUS RIGHT NOW IT HURTS] If he doesn't shape up, I'm going to have to play the "but who's really my boss?" game all over again and, well, I don't know about you, but it wasn't very fun the first time around.

[ she sees your serious face, happy. tbh it is as intimidating as your other faces, you pooh bear in boxing gloves. ]

I don't think the same thing will work on him twice anyway.

[Well, Tony's not in ear shot, this is totally off the record, and Happy is a human being, Goddamnit. He doesn't have to play stiff upper lip all the time.]

It would, because you're a ten, and Tony can't resist a ten if she's got her hands on him at all. It's like a disease, I've never seen anything as toxic. Ever.

Then it's a good thing I'm not the only attractive redhead who knows how to take advantage. [ we all know pepper's got him by the balls, as it should be. she's not getting in the way of that unless ordered and even then, so off the record she's not even gonna say it, natasha kind of ships it. ]

[It's nice that you ship them, Natasha, and Happy is happy for you and all, but you do not know how fucking perfectly gorgeous you are.]

I hope it lasts. I really do. For everyone involved.

[ oh she knows, dude. she knows. if looks could kill, they can and have, a whole goddamn lot. ]

We'll definitely be keeping a closer eye in the case that it doesn't. [ hopefully they can send someone else to tony's self-demolishing iron bender should it occur. one was enough. ]

[There's a moment before:]

Do you not hear how spine-tingling-ly creepy that is?

[ perk of her brows and a flash of flattened lips like "yup." ] I think it was creepier before when you weren't aware we were doing it. [ which they were. for the looongest time. ]

No, see, that's why this is creepier now. You people know we know, and you know that Tony has already managed to find out everything you didn't want to be known and you're still...trying to stay in the know.

Too much knowing is not good, because then there's nothing left to find out.

[so poetic happy]

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where the bosses at

oh yeah man keywording with murda bizness, i am wicked uptight.

i must confess i do not know this obvious masterpiece of modern music

WHAT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7cR-7k9iDU go. experience. achieve.

/CRANK AND LOAD

and then enhance your life with some 212, just sayin'.

no i can't i have reached buddha i am at one with the entire universe rn ty bb

fine, don't ruin any cunts then. sounds like an incomplete life to me.

i'll ruin my own if i really feel the urge tyvm - BUT WHO ELSE DO YOU PLAY THO SRSLY

uh steve's dead hetero life partner @ wwii mostly! but i also ~assemble once in a blue moon.

THE SAM ROCKWELL LOVER yes hello how are you do you want some rockwell tonight

if i'm breathing you can pretty much assume the answer is fucking obviously.

who do you want and where? i have william wharton from the green mile now too

of course you do. i vote saaaaam (bell). at. a meme! anyone that strikes your fancy, recent or old.

LET ME HUNT or something i haven't looked in a few days

what, do you have a life? that's fucked up. (oh btw i have a name. and it is pink. hiii.)

WOW LIFE-SHAMING YOU ARE THE WORST (i'll pm you)