re: things. feels. also backalley/prolecto

[alphaing]

lets pretend for five seconds youre not a massive douchecanoe ferrying bullshit up and down the river of my subconscious and focus on the sburb house
we can all move out of the shitty motel and into that place at fucking last
im not heading back to the stock market any time soon so just separate the money into a bunch of accounts and share out the cards to them
keep them in my name so they dont get taxed or whatever idk how that shit works but it sounds the smartest way of going about it
painting prospit on tzs ceiling isnt going to make her any less pissed at me
thanks for that btw i was just thinking how many more ways can i screw up their lives while trying to sort this mess out
i am the winner you made it me
karkat can have the room next to her so just make sure you save it for whenever he arrives
think its best if i stay up the guys wing with john
onto other not so breaking news theres no point putting a sleeping bag at my apartment for gamzee hell just spread out wherever he collapses anyway
and
no not talking about that here
adios im done

Comments

[nitidus]

So it was a painting. How very sweet of you.

[alphaing]

what were you expecting
the real thing

[nitidus]

A model reenactment.

[alphaing]

so she could lick it and get paint poisoning
yeah no i dont want to make her choke as well as think im some arrogant shithead

[nitidus]

You think she won't attempt to reach the ceiling?

[alphaing]

point

[nitidus]

Perhaps you ought to get her a safety net too.

[alphaing]

think id better just
leave her alone for a while
getting the feeling shes really had enough of me
i know its stressful waking up in that place and i havent been hanging out much but
shit
dont see why we should have to live in a whorehouse when i can ship us off somewhere else pretty goddamn easily
its not like im
flaunting
is that the right word to use because it makes me feel like a flapper shimmying her ankles up and down your legs
wow thats some weird imagery i pretty much never want to revisit ever again

[nitidus]

You promised her Prospit without any clarification.

She's grateful too.
But are you sure you haven't been flaunting even just a little bit?

[motherfuckers]

ShIt iF I BrInG A TeNt tHeN ThAt sLeEpIn bAg wOn't bE FeElIn tOo lOnElY.

[alphaing]

you dont need a sleeping bag makara
theres a perfectly upstanding bed
didnt realise your delicate ass couldnt take a few stray springs in the dead of night

[motherfuckers]

It's a sEnSiTiVe tHiNg, My mOtHeRfUcKiN DeRrIeRe hOnK HoNk hOnK.
:o)
NaAaAaAaAh tHaT'S CoOl iM ChIlL WiTh bEdS.

[alphaing]

yeah
well good

[motherfuckers]

SoMeOnE CaLl a mOtHeRfUcKiN AmBuLaNcE
AiN'T No wItTy cOmE BaCk cOmIn oUtTa dAvE StRiDeR.
YoU AiGhT BrO?

[alphaing]

fine
so

[ Shit, shit, shit, think of something/anything to say. ]

when the hell did you start liking history
all ive got is this picture of you in my head with some art book upside down on your face with smoke filtering to the ceiling around the pages
looks like dali slammed his work in your face and left while you try to lick your way free

[motherfuckers]

HaHaHa wHaAaAaAaAaAaAaT ThE MoThErFuCk

SiNcE HiGhScHoOl i gUeSs, ThAtS WhEn i oNlY ReAlLy gOt mY ApPrEcIaTiOn oN FoR ReAl. ShItS CrAzY, yOu kNoW? mAkEs a mOtHeRfUcKeR FeElS 10 kInDs oF InSiGnIfIcAnT WhIlE GeTtIn hIs iNsPiRe oN.

[alphaing]

everything you say is golden hilarious

[nukeoleptic]

jeeeez
sounds like you guys are having a pretty interesting time at least :p

[alphaing]

thats one way of putting it

[nukeoleptic]

i talked to karkat
the trolls are all human there arent they??? o:
i bet they haaate thaaaat

[alphaing]

no terezis still a troll
where do you mean
you been reading roses fanfic or what

[nukeoleptic]

oh noooo i think im getting all my games confused
there are a lot of new ones opening up!!!
sorry about that :/
i know karkat was bellyaching about being made into a human
and for some reason i thought it was the same place

[alphaing]

theres a place i might be headed where you get an alpha and a beta of the same person
i mean sort of the alternate time-line of someone
i know theres a human gamzee going there
were kind of friends
but therell also be a troll one too
and another of me

[nukeoleptic]

two daves??? :ooo
uh oh
i hope they recalibrate their 'cool' meters
otherwise they might overheat!
:p

[alphaing]

gotta take the pressure gauge off
cant take this much scalding how slippery frontin
just means theres more of us to go around