dear_mun | re: things. feels. also backalley/prolecto

lets pretend for five seconds youre not a massive douchecanoe ferrying bullshit up and down the river of my subconscious and focus on the sburb house
we can all move out of the shitty motel and into that place at fucking last
im not heading back to the stock market any time soon so just separate the money into a bunch of accounts and share out the cards to them
keep them in my name so they dont get taxed or whatever idk how that shit works but it sounds the smartest way of going about it
painting prospit on tzs ceiling isnt going to make her any less pissed at me
thanks for that btw i was just thinking how many more ways can i screw up their lives while trying to sort this mess out
i am the winner you made it me
karkat can have the room next to her so just make sure you save it for whenever he arrives
think its best if i stay up the guys wing with john
onto other not so breaking news theres no point putting a sleeping bag at my apartment for gamzee hell just spread out wherever he collapses anyway
and
no not talking about that here
adios im done

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what were you expecting
the real thing

A model reenactment.

so she could lick it and get paint poisoning
yeah no i dont want to make her choke as well as think im some arrogant shithead

You think she won't attempt to reach the ceiling?

point

Perhaps you ought to get her a safety net too.

think id better just
leave her alone for a while
getting the feeling shes really had enough of me
i know its stressful waking up in that place and i havent been hanging out much but
shit
dont see why we should have to live in a whorehouse when i can ship us off somewhere else pretty goddamn easily
its not like im
flaunting
is that the right word to use because it makes me feel like a flapper shimmying her ankles up and down your legs
wow thats some weird imagery i pretty much never want to revisit ever again

You promised her Prospit without any clarification.

She's grateful too.
But are you sure you haven't been flaunting even just a little bit?

stop the presses its called pulling a surprise

yeah youre right im just some asshole showing off his time skillz
whatever

Regardless, you still promised it to her.

Someone's touchy today.

no im just peachy
look at this fuzz all over me i could make a pretty fly salad right now
all yogurt inside waiting to splurge on the first best thing that slams into this chipper mood today

fuck

sorry

What's wrong? While your snapping at me is a concern in itself, it's only doubly so with that awful metaphor you just pulled out of your ass.
If it's Pyrope, she won't be sulking forever you know.

its not her
i cant talk about this crap it doesnt even make any sense in my head

Vague and suspicious. Hmm.
Are you sure?

you know when you do something and know its probably not the best thing in the long run but you do it anyway and shit gets serious
and you like it
but its

no wait i mean

some kind of invisible rope around you both and its great you dont mind it
till youre not even sure if the other person is there
or if you are
or how you got wrapped up in things and if you should stay
what am i even talking about jesus someone shoot me in the jaw before i start sounding any more like a hick in need of oprah

Edited 2012-01-20 12:31 (UTC)

Oh.
Oh I see. Is this a 'I was having casual relations that turned not so casual' kind of deal?
Oh, Dave.

how do you even do that
am i wearing some massive sign over my head or what
whats the oh for
its probably casual as hell
this whole things got its pjs on and isnt looking to put on a suit anytime soon
put in its resignation at the office and wont be seen around town for the foreseeable future

That you think you're subtle is incredibly endearing.
The oh is concern. You realize most people are at least a little thrilled at the possibility of falling for someone? Not guarded.
Although this is you we're talking about.
Do they know?

that i have verbal diarrhea
yeah who doesnt at this point
rose please kill me
this is a sincere request before my entire life turns into reruns of saved by the bell

Are you Zach, then?
Should I presume a series of whacky adventures will now take place ending with your marriage in Vegas as the plot to a last ditch attempt at money movie?

you can be my skeeter
was it spelled that way
everything will come off as a first world problem from now on
this is my life

Implying this was not already your life to begin with.

ahahaha
god so true

In any case, try not to mope too much around the house. John might get worried. Jade, too.
You won't get a moments peace.

how are they holding up so far

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