re: things. feels. also backalley/prolecto

[alphaing]

lets pretend for five seconds youre not a massive douchecanoe ferrying bullshit up and down the river of my subconscious and focus on the sburb house
we can all move out of the shitty motel and into that place at fucking last
im not heading back to the stock market any time soon so just separate the money into a bunch of accounts and share out the cards to them
keep them in my name so they dont get taxed or whatever idk how that shit works but it sounds the smartest way of going about it
painting prospit on tzs ceiling isnt going to make her any less pissed at me
thanks for that btw i was just thinking how many more ways can i screw up their lives while trying to sort this mess out
i am the winner you made it me
karkat can have the room next to her so just make sure you save it for whenever he arrives
think its best if i stay up the guys wing with john
onto other not so breaking news theres no point putting a sleeping bag at my apartment for gamzee hell just spread out wherever he collapses anyway
and
no not talking about that here
adios im done

Comments

[alphaing]

that i have verbal diarrhea
yeah who doesnt at this point
rose please kill me
this is a sincere request before my entire life turns into reruns of saved by the bell

[nitidus]

Are you Zach, then?
Should I presume a series of whacky adventures will now take place ending with your marriage in Vegas as the plot to a last ditch attempt at money movie?

[alphaing]

you can be my skeeter
was it spelled that way
everything will come off as a first world problem from now on
this is my life

[nitidus]

Implying this was not already your life to begin with.

[alphaing]

ahahaha
god so true

[nitidus]

In any case, try not to mope too much around the house. John might get worried. Jade, too.
You won't get a moments peace.

[alphaing]

how are they holding up so far

[nitidus]

Alright, I think.
Jade's an optimist, but we're all worried about what kind of impact this will have on home, if any at all.

[alphaing]

itd be more reassuring if the others turned up
wouldnt want them to get stuck in sexy city but you know what i mean

[nitidus]

At least we'd know where they are and how they are. I know.
John arrived last, however. He might have some indication.

[alphaing]

got to talk to him something fierce
you okay

[nitidus]

I'm sure he missed you too.


I am.

[alphaing]

dont sound too sure about that

[nitidus]

I'm perfectly sure about it.
Flattering as it is, you shouldn't worry.

[alphaing]

that wasnt worry that was making sure some grimdark mistress doesnt pop out and go for a soar around the city
theres a lot of guys out there want a smoking hot lay rose but you take it too far girl

[nitidus]

I can assure you that all grimdark tendencies have been laid to rest for the time being.
The city can sleep safe.

[alphaing]

met anyone interesting there yet

[nitidus]

Not yet.
One might say I have been widely unsociable.

I've been doing my homework; looking for loopholes.

[alphaing]

you and me both
find any yet

[nitidus]

Nothing we can use.

[alphaing]

youll figure it out

[nitidus]

I certainly can't let you down now that you believe in me.

[alphaing]

like its a new thing all of a sudden