re: things. feels. also backalley/prolecto

[alphaing]

lets pretend for five seconds youre not a massive douchecanoe ferrying bullshit up and down the river of my subconscious and focus on the sburb house
we can all move out of the shitty motel and into that place at fucking last
im not heading back to the stock market any time soon so just separate the money into a bunch of accounts and share out the cards to them
keep them in my name so they dont get taxed or whatever idk how that shit works but it sounds the smartest way of going about it
painting prospit on tzs ceiling isnt going to make her any less pissed at me
thanks for that btw i was just thinking how many more ways can i screw up their lives while trying to sort this mess out
i am the winner you made it me
karkat can have the room next to her so just make sure you save it for whenever he arrives
think its best if i stay up the guys wing with john
onto other not so breaking news theres no point putting a sleeping bag at my apartment for gamzee hell just spread out wherever he collapses anyway
and
no not talking about that here
adios im done

Comments

[nitidus]

So it was a painting. How very sweet of you.

[alphaing]

what were you expecting
the real thing

[nitidus]

A model reenactment.

[alphaing]

so she could lick it and get paint poisoning
yeah no i dont want to make her choke as well as think im some arrogant shithead

[motherfuckers]

ShIt iF I BrInG A TeNt tHeN ThAt sLeEpIn bAg wOn't bE FeElIn tOo lOnElY.

[nitidus]

You think she won't attempt to reach the ceiling?

[alphaing]

you dont need a sleeping bag makara
theres a perfectly upstanding bed
didnt realise your delicate ass couldnt take a few stray springs in the dead of night

[alphaing]

point

[nitidus]

Perhaps you ought to get her a safety net too.

[motherfuckers]

It's a sEnSiTiVe tHiNg, My mOtHeRfUcKiN DeRrIeRe hOnK HoNk hOnK.
:o)
NaAaAaAaAh tHaT'S CoOl iM ChIlL WiTh bEdS.

[alphaing]

think id better just
leave her alone for a while
getting the feeling shes really had enough of me
i know its stressful waking up in that place and i havent been hanging out much but
shit
dont see why we should have to live in a whorehouse when i can ship us off somewhere else pretty goddamn easily
its not like im
flaunting
is that the right word to use because it makes me feel like a flapper shimmying her ankles up and down your legs
wow thats some weird imagery i pretty much never want to revisit ever again

[alphaing]

yeah
well good

[motherfuckers]

SoMeOnE CaLl a mOtHeRfUcKiN AmBuLaNcE
AiN'T No wItTy cOmE BaCk cOmIn oUtTa dAvE StRiDeR.
YoU AiGhT BrO?

[nitidus]

You promised her Prospit without any clarification.

She's grateful too.
But are you sure you haven't been flaunting even just a little bit?

[alphaing]

fine
so

[ Shit, shit, shit, think of something/anything to say. ]

when the hell did you start liking history
all ive got is this picture of you in my head with some art book upside down on your face with smoke filtering to the ceiling around the pages
looks like dali slammed his work in your face and left while you try to lick your way free

[alphaing]

stop the presses its called pulling a surprise

yeah youre right im just some asshole showing off his time skillz
whatever

[motherfuckers]

HaHaHa wHaAaAaAaAaAaAaT ThE MoThErFuCk

SiNcE HiGhScHoOl i gUeSs, ThAtS WhEn i oNlY ReAlLy gOt mY ApPrEcIaTiOn oN FoR ReAl. ShItS CrAzY, yOu kNoW? mAkEs a mOtHeRfUcKeR FeElS 10 kInDs oF InSiGnIfIcAnT WhIlE GeTtIn hIs iNsPiRe oN.

[alphaing]

everything you say is golden hilarious

[nitidus]

Regardless, you still promised it to her.

Someone's touchy today.

[motherfuckers]

It iS?
ShIiIiIiIiIiIiT I DoNt rEaLlY KnOw hOw bUt fUcK I GuEsS I'M KiNd oF A FuNnY MoThErFuCkEr

[alphaing]

theres pretty much no way you arent
what other tedious art stuff are you all wet for

[alphaing]

no im just peachy
look at this fuzz all over me i could make a pretty fly salad right now
all yogurt inside waiting to splurge on the first best thing that slams into this chipper mood today

fuck

sorry

[motherfuckers]

ThErE'S A DuDe tHaT MaDe lEgIt mOnEy oUt oF ReUsIn tOiLeTs oR WhAtEvEr
LiKe
GeNiUs
WhO ThE FuCk wOuLd tHiNk oF ThAt cEpT ThIs gUy?
AnD PeOpLe wErE AlL OvEr tHaT.
It's lIkE FuCk aRtIsTs aRe jUsT DuDeS WhO BuLlShIt aNd i gOt rEsPeCt fOr pEoPlE WhO CaN Do tHaT ShIt aNd mAkE ThEiR WaY MaN.
:o)

[nitidus]

What's wrong? While your snapping at me is a concern in itself, it's only doubly so with that awful metaphor you just pulled out of your ass.
If it's Pyrope, she won't be sulking forever you know.

[alphaing]

its not her
i cant talk about this crap it doesnt even make any sense in my head