re: things. feels. also backalley/prolecto

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lets pretend for five seconds youre not a massive douchecanoe ferrying bullshit up and down the river of my subconscious and focus on the sburb house
we can all move out of the shitty motel and into that place at fucking last
im not heading back to the stock market any time soon so just separate the money into a bunch of accounts and share out the cards to them
keep them in my name so they dont get taxed or whatever idk how that shit works but it sounds the smartest way of going about it
painting prospit on tzs ceiling isnt going to make her any less pissed at me
thanks for that btw i was just thinking how many more ways can i screw up their lives while trying to sort this mess out
i am the winner you made it me
karkat can have the room next to her so just make sure you save it for whenever he arrives
think its best if i stay up the guys wing with john
onto other not so breaking news theres no point putting a sleeping bag at my apartment for gamzee hell just spread out wherever he collapses anyway
and
no not talking about that here
adios im done

Comments

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no one dies on dr striders watch

[motherfuckers]

My hErO.

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just dr dave of guy
no biggie

[motherfuckers]

ShIt dOcToR My iNsUrAnCe dOn't cOvEr tHiS.

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im sure we can
work
something out
BOOM walks away from an explosion
yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

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YoU'Re sUcH A FuCkIn nErD, bRo.
HaHaHaH
:o)

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no way they stole that from me
legit straight up every time i turn around theres a goddamn explosion
started a trend of just not bothering to check them out