re: things. feels. also backalley/prolecto

[alphaing]

lets pretend for five seconds youre not a massive douchecanoe ferrying bullshit up and down the river of my subconscious and focus on the sburb house
we can all move out of the shitty motel and into that place at fucking last
im not heading back to the stock market any time soon so just separate the money into a bunch of accounts and share out the cards to them
keep them in my name so they dont get taxed or whatever idk how that shit works but it sounds the smartest way of going about it
painting prospit on tzs ceiling isnt going to make her any less pissed at me
thanks for that btw i was just thinking how many more ways can i screw up their lives while trying to sort this mess out
i am the winner you made it me
karkat can have the room next to her so just make sure you save it for whenever he arrives
think its best if i stay up the guys wing with john
onto other not so breaking news theres no point putting a sleeping bag at my apartment for gamzee hell just spread out wherever he collapses anyway
and
no not talking about that here
adios im done

Comments

[motherfuckers]

WhOaAaA StRiDeR SlOw dOwN YoUrE TaLkIn aLl kInDs oF CrAzY ShIt rIgHt.
EaT ThAt sHiT HoT? gOlLy mOtHeRfUcKiN GeE.
HoNk hOnK HoNk.
YoU CaN ChOoSe tHe mOvIe tHiS TiMe.

[alphaing]

i know right im pulling all kinds of shapes here
im so outside the box they had to put another one around me to contain all this fly swag spinning off in every mad direction
sealed it with the shrieks of fainting fans impressed to hell with this edgy slew of trippy ideas

how about it
the film it with the clown

[motherfuckers]

KeEp tHaT Up aNd tHeY'Re gOnNa bE TaKiN YoU AwAy
LoCkIn yOu uP To gEt aLl tHoSe iNsAnE CrAzY IdEaS YoUrE SpEwIn rIgHt nOw.

ThAt tHe oNe wHeRe hE'S GoT ThOsE CrAzY TeEtH.
FuCk tHaT MoViE Is mOtHeRfUcKiN HyStErIcAl sHiT.

[alphaing]

nah just rap my way free

yeah and the kids win with magic in the end or something
that has got to be the lamest fight scene in history
let me float around you a bunch kiddies im totally not the predatory old pedo from down the street or anything
this is mystical as shit this adventure

[motherfuckers]

HaHaHaHaHaHa hOoNk.
YeAh tHaT'S CoOl bRo, I'M ChIlL WiTh tHiS.
:o)
ShOuLd i bRiNg mY SlEePoVeR PaCk aNd tRiAnGlE CuT SaNdWiChEs oR ArE YoU KiCkIn yOuR FoOt iN ThIs mOtHeRfUcKeRs aSs aFtEr tHe mOvIe.
;o)

[alphaing]

course you can stay
why is that even something you need to ask about

[motherfuckers]

JuSt mAkIn sUrE :o)

[alphaing]

like its not obvious

[motherfuckers]

WoUlDn't wAnT To bE GeTtIn mY PrEsUmE On bRo.

[alphaing]

since when do you care about offending my pristine sensibilities
call that ambulance back we got a sassy makara down
know he doesnt have the horns but hes not usually this docile

[motherfuckers]

HaHaHaHa fUcK YoUrE So hIlArIoUs.
TrY To bE MoThErFuCkIn dElIcAtE WhEn aLl a mOtHeRfUcKeR WaNtS Is iT HaRd aNd fAsT, rApId sLaM DoWnS TiLl hE CaN'T KeEp uP.
DoN'T WoRrY BrO I'M AlL OvEr tHiS, gOt sIxTeEn kInDs oF CoMe bAcKs lInEd uP AnD WaItIn.



HaHaH FuCk i lIt uP LiKe fIfTeEn mInUtEs, I CaN'T StOp lAuGhInG.
HoOoOoOoOoNk.

[alphaing]

do me a favor
dont bring that shit into my apartment

[motherfuckers]

NoThIn bUt mArLbOrO FoR YoUr dElIcAtE SeNsIbIlItIeS, mY PuNcHlInE TaLkIn bRoThEr.
:o)

[alphaing]

already got a warning about volume control

[motherfuckers]

HaHaHaHaHaHaH FuCk aRe yOu sErIoUs

MoThErFuCkErS GoT ThEiR JeLlY On sOmEtHiN FiErCe.

[alphaing]

christ
should have seen the guys face when i told him what happened
dont think he was expecting the truth

[motherfuckers]

FuUuUuUuUuUuUuCk hAhAhA.
ShIt wE BeTtEr rEsIgN OuRsElVeS To pG-13, DoNt tO OfFeNd nO OnE'S EaRs.

[alphaing]

shy as sapphires over here

[motherfuckers]

OnLy tHe mOsT SiNcErE Of hAnD HoLdInG ShAlL Be tRaNsPiRiN BeTwEeN Me aNd yOu sTrIdEr.
No fUnNy bUsInEsS.

[alphaing]

youre as calm as a june bug
i get it
i dont know if i can hold your hand mr makara its just too much for me

[motherfuckers]

ItS AiGhT SwEeT ThInG Im hErE To hElP YoU ThRoUgH ThIs pRoCeSs.
;o)

[alphaing]

i got this tingly feeling between my legs
what does this mean

[motherfuckers]

MeAnS YoUrE SiCk, BrO.
DoN'T WoRrY. jUsT YoU LaY BaCk aNd lEt dR MaKaRa tAkE GoOd cArE Of yOu.

[alphaing]

ahaha
man this boo boo is the worst thing ive ever felt

[motherfuckers]

ShOoSh oNlY ThE SwEeT MoThErFuCkIn sOuNd oF MiRaClE KiSsEs nOw.