re: things. feels. also backalley/prolecto

[alphaing]

lets pretend for five seconds youre not a massive douchecanoe ferrying bullshit up and down the river of my subconscious and focus on the sburb house
we can all move out of the shitty motel and into that place at fucking last
im not heading back to the stock market any time soon so just separate the money into a bunch of accounts and share out the cards to them
keep them in my name so they dont get taxed or whatever idk how that shit works but it sounds the smartest way of going about it
painting prospit on tzs ceiling isnt going to make her any less pissed at me
thanks for that btw i was just thinking how many more ways can i screw up their lives while trying to sort this mess out
i am the winner you made it me
karkat can have the room next to her so just make sure you save it for whenever he arrives
think its best if i stay up the guys wing with john
onto other not so breaking news theres no point putting a sleeping bag at my apartment for gamzee hell just spread out wherever he collapses anyway
and
no not talking about that here
adios im done

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[alphaing]

already got a warning about volume control

[motherfuckers]

HaHaHaHaHaHaH FuCk aRe yOu sErIoUs

MoThErFuCkErS GoT ThEiR JeLlY On sOmEtHiN FiErCe.

[alphaing]

christ
should have seen the guys face when i told him what happened
dont think he was expecting the truth

[motherfuckers]

FuUuUuUuUuUuUuCk hAhAhA.
ShIt wE BeTtEr rEsIgN OuRsElVeS To pG-13, DoNt tO OfFeNd nO OnE'S EaRs.

[alphaing]

shy as sapphires over here

[motherfuckers]

OnLy tHe mOsT SiNcErE Of hAnD HoLdInG ShAlL Be tRaNsPiRiN BeTwEeN Me aNd yOu sTrIdEr.
No fUnNy bUsInEsS.

[alphaing]

youre as calm as a june bug
i get it
i dont know if i can hold your hand mr makara its just too much for me

[motherfuckers]

ItS AiGhT SwEeT ThInG Im hErE To hElP YoU ThRoUgH ThIs pRoCeSs.
;o)

[alphaing]

i got this tingly feeling between my legs
what does this mean

[motherfuckers]

MeAnS YoUrE SiCk, BrO.
DoN'T WoRrY. jUsT YoU LaY BaCk aNd lEt dR MaKaRa tAkE GoOd cArE Of yOu.

[alphaing]

ahaha
man this boo boo is the worst thing ive ever felt

[motherfuckers]

ShOoSh oNlY ThE SwEeT MoThErFuCkIn sOuNd oF MiRaClE KiSsEs nOw.

[alphaing]

so just regular kisses then
nothing less than magic is what we got here

[motherfuckers]

ShIt tHaT WaS AlMoSt rOmAnTiC, wHaT YoU JuSt sAiD.

[alphaing]

calm your tits im a regular romeo

[motherfuckers]

NuRsE HeLp iM SwOoNiN OvEr hErE. tEmPeRaTuRs rIsInG AnD I DoN'T WaNt iT To sToP.

[alphaing]

quick get this man stripped and ready for mouth to mouth
oh wait
thats not how this goes in the tv dramas
never mind do it anyway

[motherfuckers]

DoN'T ThInK I GoT LoNg dOcToR.
ThIs mIgHt bE ThE EnD.

[alphaing]

no one dies on dr striders watch

[motherfuckers]

My hErO.

[alphaing]

just dr dave of guy
no biggie

[motherfuckers]

ShIt dOcToR My iNsUrAnCe dOn't cOvEr tHiS.

[alphaing]

im sure we can
work
something out
BOOM walks away from an explosion
yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

[motherfuckers]

YoU'Re sUcH A FuCkIn nErD, bRo.
HaHaHaH
:o)

[alphaing]

no way they stole that from me
legit straight up every time i turn around theres a goddamn explosion
started a trend of just not bothering to check them out