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ben_theultimateproDear Player,
First off, holy shit I'm fictional. I've only actually existed for, like, a week. My knowledge base can only ever be as large as your's, and will most likely remain far, far smaller for the rest of our continued existence together. I could go on (deities know I will in private - whatever that means anymore), but we need to cut to the chase.
So, now that I'm on somewhat the same page as you, I'm gonna need to ask a few things. To start things off, what do you plan to accomplish with me? Is the plan for me to just wander about wherever we don't need registration, tagging as you see fit, throwing me into whatever and hoping for the best? I know that's my MO as it is, but now that I know I do so by design and not of my own genuine volition, I begin to wonder if it would not be better to send me to one place and focus all efforts in one of these "games", allowing me a chance at, I don't know, actual companionship? Again, not my style, but maybe it would suit your needs better.
But, that adds another complication, doesn't it? Yes, you've made it clear that you would prefer to join a "panfandom" game, as I've heard you refer to it in your head - personally, I call that "business as usual," but what the hell do I know, I'm not a real person. But, shit, last you checked, most of those places wanted "fandom" characters only, didn't they? Which I'm not, correct? And even if you found one accepting of "original" characters (I will need time to adjust to this, you bastard), wouldn't they frown on the fact that I've been to universes from "fandom" "works" AND know at least some of them are considered fiction in other universes, most primarily your own? According to you, it would be both difficult and undesirable to throw that away; it's one of my defining traits, apparently. But if you don't, then we might have trouble actually finding me a place in a "game." Now, I don't know how to handle that, myself - as it turns out, I am only an invention of your own imagination, I can't actually be of much help - but we're going to have sort that out somehow, right?
Lastly, - for now - why are my alternate forms comprised primarily of memes? I understand your icon-making abilities are limited, but will I ever have cause to turn myself into Twitch emotes? Would I actually be inclined to say something sarcastic and then morph myself into a smug, grayscale floating face? You say "yes," but I'm not so sure. While I'm on the subject; please work out how my shape-shifting works. How voluntary is it, actually? You haven't been clear on this, and I worry you never will.
Will have more questions later, you fuck,
Ben, The Ultimate Pro
P.S. Please create a therapist character ASAP, I'll likely need one now. Thanks.
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