Cross-posted to dear_player

[millia_rage]

Huh? What do you mean "What am I doing today"?

[She takes a second to check the calendar. It's not really unlike her to forget holidays, so she wouldn't be surprised if she totally forgot about some celebration or another.

It isn't until she reads the date that she gives her mun the most unamused look.]

You aren't funny.

(no subject)

[belittling]

You are asking me why I'm still here?


...is this your idea of a joke, human?

Voice testing and pining for some dragon age pals

[ocaptain]

Well, here we are then. Smooth sailing and all that - a nice escape, especially seeing how things went down in Kirkwall in the end. Going where ever the wind blows sounds like a great plan till you find yourself with sails full of nothing, and no metaphorical boat to even stand on!

But I guess we have to start somewhere, huh kitten?

[She seats herself languidly on a barrel which has appeared from seemingly nowhere. The benefits of having nondescript surroundings, she supposes. The other benefit? Free booze. She pulls the cork from the wine bottle with her teeth and grins a little fiendishly.]

Now, if only we could find the old crew.

Oh Thomas, be nice. Also, book spoilers possible in comments.

[thefinalcandidate]

Okay shuck-face. You got me here, now what are you gonna do with me?  Control me like WICKED did? 

No thanks, I'll pass.

An Unusual Muse...

[theprincesjester]

Dear Mundane

First of all, since I'm meant to be a modern AU, I don't think you should be thinking of how to write this in Shakespearian language. Not that my original counterpart wasn't the wittiest of men, but we both know that you're not completely up to the task of trying to replicate the great Bard's style of writing.

Secondly; I really suggest re-reading, and re-watching. Because that user name you've chosen for me? I was never Pedro's jester. I was his friend, a great confidante, a man of wisdom and words so sharp that others came to hear their follies spoken to them so they could laugh. I wasn't a jester. That was just... Beatrice, and her evil tongue trying to make people think that.

Just, remember that, okay? I am a man of wit, intelligence, and great style. I am not someone who contemplates their navel, or just swoons over a pretty face because of love. Honestly.

To your good health, and let's hope we get these... misunderstandings ironed out, yeah?

Benedick.

P.S. I approve of the face claim. Yes, he's handsome enough to do.

Canon is Suits. Possible spoilers in comments.

[loyalassistant]

Great. You've remembered I exist. Now what?

(no subject)

[1ofyour5aday]

 Are we honestly doing this again?

 

 

I thought you were past all this. I know I am.