on replaying re5 for the 100 billionth time

[pathogen]

Choosing to kill Redfield with a relic gun from our S.T.A.R.S days does not speak of obsessive behavior. I believe it speaks of good humor. Who doesn't enjoy bitter irony? I certainly do.

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[thanksthanksthanks]

Almost as good as enjoying bitter failure, huh?

[pathogen]

I hear you are cornering the market on failure these days.

[thanksthanksthanks]

At least I'm still breathing.

[pathogen]

Indeed, you are. Of course, your last death-defying stunt left many of your men dead. How many more of your partners will you sacrifice until you finally lay yourself down?

[thanksthanksthanks]

And how many men, women, and children were left to suffer because of your madness? You're in absolutely no position to lecture me about sacrifice, Wesker.

[pathogen]

Not a lecture, simply a honest question. Besides, the obvious fundamental difference between us is human life means very little to me. Thus pointing out those who suffered by my hand only brings back...

[Nostalgia? Happiness? Indifference?]

Sweet memories.

[thanksthanksthanks]

You know. There was a time where that statement would have shocked me. Maybe even made me angry.

But coming from a harmless corpse?

I'll get over it.

[huttburt]

...

[awkwarddddddddddddddddddddd]

[pathogen]

[ur making it awkward sower-kraus]

[absconding]

On it's own, maybe. If it was just the gun you could probably pass it off as nostalgia, sure. But all those little details about your behavior, and the actions you've taken? They add up.

[u cray boo]

[pathogen]

[no one understands my genuis. linkinpark.mp3]

Pray tell, what little details? Redfield was the one following me for the better part of a decade.

[absconding]

For the record, no one ever said Redfield wasn't obsessive.

[hey at least you never got chased in heels okay]

And you did smack his sister around for no discernible reason.

[pathogen]

[we both had our tropes to play. sorry yours was sexy spy lady]

There was a reason.

[THERE WAS TOTALLY A REASON AND IT WAS BECAUSE SHe... was....a redfileGODDAMMIT IT]

She was in the way.

[absconding]

And how did roughing her up and then leaving get her out of the way again?

[hey i'll take sexy spy over jealous mad scientist anyday]

[pathogen]

[i wouldn't call wanting to wear chris' viscera like a necktie jealousy. quirky maybe]

I thought she would be the smarter of the two and leave after a little scare. Apparently, suicidally headstrong runs in the family.

[absconding]

["quirky"]

Honestly? I think it's something in the water.

[raccoon folks are nuts, okay. you included.]

[pathogen]

[dont hate me cause u aint me]

That is altogether highly likely. Spencer did have many pet projects.

[absconding]

[pls like her ego is not the strongest thing about her]

He was an awfully busy man. Then again, I could say the same about you.

[pathogen]

When you do not require sleep, you tend to find many things to do. What was the saying? "Idle hands are the devil's playthings?"

[absconding]

I suppose it's a good thing I keep busy, then. I don't particularly want to end up like either of you.

No offense, of course.

[pathogen]

Yes, being dead would be inconvenient for anyone.

[cause he's SURE that's what you mean. not the batshit crazy part, of course. that's insulting.]

[absconding]

Gonna go out on a limb here and say leaping into volcanoes isn't too smart either.

[at least she's not leon, leon would probably have gone for that pun.]

[wastingaway]

"Good humor"? That's a reach.

[Sarcasm: you can has it.]

[pathogen]

[wesker is fluent in several languages, including sarcasm]

Perhaps not to you, but it would make me laugh.

[wastingaway]

Hard to laugh when you're dead, Wesker.

[y'know, like you are. dead. deeeeeead.]

[pathogen]

[you're like the 100th person to bring that up, bro, wesker dgafos]

No, I find it quite easy. Watch.

[he totally chuckles at you]

[wastingaway]

[no1curr, Wesker. It's never getting old, okay?]

Yeah, yeah, real impressive.

[loreal]

Why enjoy bitter irony... when sweet revenge is so much better.

Heh.

[pathogen]

[THE LONGEST SUFFERING SIGH IN THE HISTORY OF LONG SUFFERING SIGHS]

Did the U.S. government hire you for your colorful quips or your ability to drive a vehicle? It has always been a curiosity of mine.

[loreal]

[ DOESN'T EVEN FLINCH. ]

Did Umbrella hire you for your stellar track record of being a total failure or your fascinating ability to actually wear sunglasses at night.

Because really. That is impressive.

[jilly]

You never had the best sense of humour, Albert.

[Crosses arms.]