On being reserved at Teleios

[pelvic_sorcery]

Let me get this straight. There's two bars, a club, free flowing alcohol, hot babes, and all I have to do is do some kind of legit job and it's all mine for the having? What's the catch?

Okay. So there's earthquakes, psychotic assholian... I mean, asguardians, and someone's maybe experimenting on people?

But I can get my ship eventually, right?

I can do this.

Voice testing!

[academysensei]

No. This is unacceptable. You can't decide you're ready to 'voice test' me when you haven't even finished canon reviewing. In fact, you haven't even seen most of the original source material before. The beginning of the manga and anime, and reading my profile on a wiki isn't enough. Not to mention, basing my 'voice' on fan-created material, which is no doubt inaccurate in some manner, is asking for trouble later on. What you're doing is like submitting a half-finished assignment and expecting a 90% for your grade. If I had to give you a mark for your efforts, it would be a FAIL!

[Sighs, really, what is his mun thinking?]

Honestly, even Naruto would have done a better job than this. Come back when you've done all the proper work. Then we can talk about future possibilities.

canon is Lucifer's Tears;

[onlydancing]

Would you truly consider it? For someone as unworthy as I, being sent to such a place... of second chances? Where I may come to know -- kindness, that of man and of God both.

If my voice should be heard in this... No, rather - it is a question of whether it be God's will, isn't that so?

Thanks to a very messed up dream I seriously want CR so here we are.

[toogreatforpants]

I do not know who this "Nui Harime" is, but if you are that eager for us to meet, Mundane. Then The King of conquerors : Iskandar The Great, will do everything in his power to make that a possibility.

...Hn, What's that Mundane? The only reason you wish for the two of us to meet is because of a dream you had last night that was rudely interrupted just as things started to get as you say "good"?

NUI HARIME! MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN TO THIS REALM, SO I PROPERLY KNOW WHO IT IS I AM SUPPOSED TO BE FACING

On certain revelations.

[myfries]

What, you thought that this was news?

Come on, we're both women of a certain age. It was bound to happen eventually. Don't give me that look. Sometimes it's not all bad when people break up, and when you basically live forever, you get time to reconcile differences. Sometimes people drift apart, you know? Sometimes people have kingdoms to run, sometimes people have wanderlust to satisfy.

But you know the cool thing about drifting apart? That the tide that pulls you apart can sometimes bring you back together.

(no subject)

[jesuisgroot]

I am Groot.

-he looks fairly content in moving about slowly and poking around at all the things around him-

voice test

[flutesolo]

I'm glad you think I'll handle things better than your other muse, but that really isn't saying much. I have no idea what that kid's heartbeat is doing half the time, and the other half it's-- [she trails off]

If I'm being honest, I'm worried you don't have my best interest at heart. Or his for that matter. It worries me.

On the mun's disappointment. Canon is V (1980s).

[hamtyler]

Look, I get that you're all up for this "'shipping" thing, even if I'm not, but you should've known better than to get your hopes up, especially about finding another me (I'll never get used to that.) to go with that Psychiatrist of yours. Right, Psychologist, fine. Shrink. I doubt there are many of me out there, and even if there were, they probably wouldn't want to hang around with your "OC".

You shouldn't be surprised that no one is offering up their "OC" to do an "AU" with me either. I don't care what place you like; my home, Fallout, Rapture, that In Time place... get those hopes back down to a reasonable level, okay?

All this weird damn terminology gives me a headache.

on the AC: Rogue trailer...

[familyissues]

That's not a depressing, creepy, masturbatory Templar fantasy at all.

[ He makes an obscene gesture alluding to seagulling and shakes his head. ] Fuck that.

Voicetesting (Crossposted from Dear Player)

[fastesthedgehogalive]

About time you actually did something with me, even if it was for a test drive. Waiting a week was not cool. Try to speed things up with a game for me, will ya? I rather not have to wait two months to get into that monster game next round.

Yeah, I know that will turn me human for a while, but that's no big deal. I'll be back to my true blue self by then.

...Why are you laughing like Eggman?

Anyway, do me a favor and look into other games to throw me into that won't require waiting months to get in?

That and some chili dogs would be nice. You really should try some at some point.

( canon is orphan black )

[seestraa]

Mmmmm. You are not seestra.

Considering empatheias

[demonphysician]

I do not mind your desire to put me in that place, mundane, however, if merely writing my application brings you stress, I must advise against it as a doctor. At least working in longer periods like you are... I'd suggest taking breaks in between rather than push yourself.

It is quite some time until applications open again after all, and even if you don't apply this coming round, there are still many rounds to come.


I'd rather see that you don't torment yourself with my canon review. I understand that you do enjoy me as a character- why else would I be here?- but I also know that the work I am from is... Problematic.

On Not Knowing What to do with Her

[aliceofnewlegend]

So, let's get this straight: 

You've been saying you want to 'play' me for years, so I've been wandering about in this headspace waiting for you to pick me up, and now you have... you don't know what it is we're going to do? And I'm not even on the list for this game your considering but the teenage boy who can break a mountain is? 

Okay, actually, I might understand why that would be a useful thing to have in some of these games, but come on. I feel like you just keep pushing me to the side. I'm not asking for much; just a way to... 

Here's what we're going to do mun, okay? I've got a plan. We'll find Hatter, Charlie, the others. We'll find a game, something we both agree on. Then, if you still can't work out what you want from me? I get to go home. Wonderland was bad enough.

This is the part where you tell me if I'm wrong or not. 

NO YOU CANT YOU ARENT GOING

[smallmailman]

But he's my dog! How come I'm not allowed to go, too?!

[LOUD WHINING.]

Awww, come on! I'm a Wilderness Explorer, I can handle anything, even really REALLY scary places!

In Which the Mun is in SO Much Trouble.

[extraordinaryboy]

[..Peter?]

You forgot. You keep forgetting. All I want to do is fly, and have fun, but you keep me locked away so I can't even do that! You're just a mean old adult, Mun, a pirate who refuses to look like one! The worst kind of adult there is! I bet my friends don't even remember me now! I bet Alice doesn't fly anymore, or Hatter still has his big hat! You're a mean one, Mun!

[Oh Peter, I didn't mean to... We can play now if you like?]

... Can we fly?

[Always]

Then let's fly. And have adventures. And fun. You do remember fun, right? 

On being reserved at Teleios

[pararescuing]

You know, I ain't going to complain about stretching my wings and all that, but don't you think you might be rushin' into this decision?

[ Sam laughs under his breath, fingers scrubbing through short cropped hair. ]

I mean, right, right -- we all know how easily enabled you are, and it'll be nice to see Steve and Natasha and maybe actually get an invite to hang with the rest of the Avengers in that nice big tower I hear they've got. Do you think they only wear pink on Wednesdays? That sounds like something they would do.

[ A pause interrupts his snickering, brief. ]

As long as Steve doesn't actually cry -- they were joking about that, right? -- I don't know if I could handle making the big guy cry this soon. 

On the ending of Dangan Roleplay, and future plans

[aretaic]

Mentally screaming "Guess whose Title is up for grabs now, Bitches!" is not an appropriate response to finding out who the supposed Mastermind was.

...

Regardless, limiting my skills to one category is insulting at best. Such a system is ridiculous for a school touted as prompting the best in students. Limiting their focus is just another sign that they need Jesus require a through reworking.

voicetesting!

[starquill]

What? No -- seriously? Come on. I have friends now, and a shiny ship -- you saw. You were happy for me! Why do you want to drag me into all this crap that sounds -- kind of boring, actually. Very... on the ground.

You said it yourself. This place doesn't really need more guys like me running around. Though I don't really get that one because, I mean, I'm pretty cool. I'm a badass, actually, and handsome, and I have the best taste in music in the whole galaxy (you agree with me on that one), and basically, who wouldn't want to have me around?

...except me, I don't want to be around here, I want to be -- Just put this journal thing back where you found it and let's pretend this didn't happen. Okay?

OMG DAT EPISODE

[chaoticbalance]

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