Thanks to a very messed up dream I seriously want CR so here we are.

[toogreatforpants]

I do not know who this "Nui Harime" is, but if you are that eager for us to meet, Mundane. Then The King of conquerors : Iskandar The Great, will do everything in his power to make that a possibility.

...Hn, What's that Mundane? The only reason you wish for the two of us to meet is because of a dream you had last night that was rudely interrupted just as things started to get as you say "good"?

NUI HARIME! MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN TO THIS REALM, SO I PROPERLY KNOW WHO IT IS I AM SUPPOSED TO BE FACING

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You know Nostalgia Critic?

[soyoudonthaveto]

(He knew shit about the show, and even HE knew what that cute, pink bundle of abominable evil was.)
Word to the wise Alexander, if she does show up, sick your Phantasm on her until even the atoms are gone.

Indeed I do!

[toogreatforpants]

Oh?

Is she really that formidable of an opponent?

My mundane is suddenly rather happy with your arrival, it seems there's one of these "movie" things she would like to introduce you too, She says "What has been seen can now indeed not be unseen" whatever she means by that.

Now I want a TGWTGrail War (The Servants are replaced with contributors)

[soyoudonthaveto]

Does cute as a button, just as evil, and insane fucking healing factor sound like formidable?

...what movie is she talking about? And why do I get the feeling that I should get my ass into a nuclear bunker before she shows me?

Laughing because oh god.

[toogreatforpants]

Indeed it does! Such an interesting sounding young woman.

As for this movie I believe she mentioned it had the word "Riddle" in the title and seemed to be some sort of mish mash of classic children's tales. She forced herself to sit through the entire thing but apparently felt very will afterwards.

Your welcome. (Angry Joe or Nerd as Berserker, Linkara as Rider)

[soyoudonthaveto]

Riddle? ...never heard of it.

[toogreatforpants]

[Too bad, you're about to.]

"The Magic Riddle" I believe it's true title to be, apparently it can be found in it's entirety on "youtube".

You're from Australia?

[soyoudonthaveto]

Why do I get the feeling I'm going to regret seeing this movie?

[ooc: Let's chat about how a TGWTGrail War would work! What's better, the Critics as Masters or the Critics as Servants?]

England, I happened to come across this by accident and well...NC needs to see this.

[toogreatforpants]

I can provide wine if you are so needing to indulge.

Ah. Fair enough. I saw the movie's country of origin and mispresumed.

[soyoudonthaveto]

I'm probably gonna need it.

[toogreatforpants]

Of course she wants me to say it out loud! Why else would she have brought it up in discussion?

[Rider, you doofus. That wasn't discussion that was me just relating that very odd dream I had to you! >.>]

Hm, either way this Nui Harime sounds like a very interesting young girl indeed. would at least like to meet her. Perhaps such a warrior would like to become a part of my massive army.

[toogreatforpants]

...Hn?

[He pauses for a moment. Being stabbed in the back isn't exactly the best thing to go through but perhaps if he can't convince Nui, then perhaps Shirou may be a good addition to his army.]

And what of you? Surely it is every young boy's dream to be apart of something greater than he has ever dreamed! What do you say, would you like to become a retainer?

[toogreatforpants]

...Disappointing. [Here comes that babyish pout of his. He really liked the idea of gaining a new comrade to call upon if needed.

But a dream is a dream, That much I can appreciate.

[franklyuke]

...Your name is what?

[toogreatforpants]

ISKANDAR! KING OF CONQUERORS! OR PERHAPS YOU KNOW ME BEST IN YOUR TIME AS ALEXANDER THE GREAT!

[franklyuke]

Umm... I think I've heard the name before... Maybe...

["Knowing" would imply that Ao actually paid attention to those kinds of lessons in class.]

[toogreatforpants]

[Iskandar, laughs whole heartedly and slaps the young boy on the back.]

It's worrying that you haven't heard of my legend, Boy but no matter! You are still young! You can still be taught! And once you do perhaps you could be a part of my army!

[franklyuke]

Eh!?

[Ao bristles slightly; raising a brow. "Taught"? "Army"?] Er...

Thank you, but... I'm not really into all of that kind of stuff.