Huh? You want to send me to a game where an adorable little teddie bear tells me and a bunch of others to brutally murder and disfigure each other just so we can go home? Wow! You really don't do anything half way, do you? Why get your feet wet when you can bathe in the blood of your enemies?
[A pause.]
Simple, dummy! Blood's really hard to wash out. You might stain your clothes! And then that'd be really really bad. I don't want to stain my clothes, mun!
...but then again, this game sounds like a lot of fun. Okay, how about this? If you can promise me that my clothes won't get dirty then I'll go. Does that sound good?
Great!
[A pause.]
Simple, dummy! Blood's really hard to wash out. You might stain your clothes! And then that'd be really really bad. I don't want to stain my clothes, mun!
...but then again, this game sounds like a lot of fun. Okay, how about this? If you can promise me that my clothes won't get dirty then I'll go. Does that sound good?
Great!