Guess what movie came out on dvd/bluray today...

[mylifeisice]

Okay, okay, I get that you're excited. Now you can see Sven and me and everyone else in action as much as you want.

So maybe you could, I don't know, actually do something with me now?

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[greenscientist]

HULK SM--

[No. Bad Hulk.]

....--HULK BUILD SNOWMAN!

[And off he goes to it. Rolling up a HUGE ball of snow that can only be meant for the King Kong of snowmen. Oh dear.]

[mylifeisice]

[Just this face FOREVER.]

Whoa. Now that's, uh... that's what I'd call a snowman.

I know two girls who would probably love to build snowmen with you.

[greenscientist]

[Just wait till he puts the logs in for arms.]

[Hulk scowls.] Hulk don't like girls.

[...he doesn't mean that the way it sounds. Most girls end up seeing him and screaming their heads off running away.] No stupid girls.

[mylifeisice]

[Oh man. Olaf would love him, too but then, Olaf loves everyone.]

They're not stupid at all. Actually, they're the smartest girls I've ever met. One of them created a snowman... um, monster who was even bigger than you.

[greenscientist]

[Hulk whirls, giant snowball in hand.] Where?!

[Giant snow monster bigger than him, HE'LL SMASH IT! Just point him out.]

[mylifeisice]

Okay, easy there, big fella. Marshmallow isn't here, don't worry.

[greenscientist]

[Grunt of disappointment, Hulk likes smashing things. It's what he does. Oh well, he lumbers off to pull up some large-ish trees for arms. Bracing himself and pulling them, cracking, out of the ground by the roots.]

[hanssome]

I hope you know that telling your mundane to "do something" is a dangerously vague invitation.

[mylifeisice]

No one asked for your input, prince sideburns.

[hanssome]

Of course not! I give it willingly, from the bottom of my heart. I'd hate to see you suffer for such an obvious blunder.

[mylifeisice]

Of course not.

Suffered much yourself, have you?

[hanssome]

I'm sure you'd love it if I regaled you with the stories. [Let's face it, he does love talking about himself.] Say please and I might consider it.

[mylifeisice]

[Oh man. Kristoff just can't with Hans right now.] I'm sorry, are you being serious, here?

I'm not going to say please. Honestly, I could really care less about all your woes. Actually, I say to your mun keep up the good work.

[hanssome]

No need to apologise, I'm sure sarcasm is a difficult concept for you to grasp. [Good thing your life is ice because that's a burn. Maybe. Maybe he's just indignant about not talking about himself.]

Suit yourself. I'm sure the mystery will only make your inevitable suffering all the more entertaining for us all. [So there.] She's well and truly flattered, unfortunately.

pfft BURN ahaha that was a good one.

[mylifeisice]

[Kristoff will punch you. He's not above resorting to violence. Just look at his girlfriend and how she treated you that one epic time.]

I'm sure there are a lot of "concepts" that are difficult for you to grasp, Hans. [Oh yeah, totally did air quotes there.] Fortunately, I don't feel the need to explain them all to you. Clearly you haven't spent enough time in those dungeons of the Southern Isles.

poor kristoff

[hanssome]

[He's been punched so many times he may build an immunity to it. He can't imagine why, though. He's always nothing but helpful.]

Difficult isn't the word I'd use. Irrelevant or boring, more like. Regardless, I see that you're rebuffing me and I have to tell you, it's very disappointing.

[He SIGHS, but then he just can't help looking a bit smug.] Evidently not, seeing as how I've entered both of my games without having spent a second in a dungeon. All of this can be an incredibly beneficial vacation if you play your cards right.

[snedronningen]

I don't think it's a good idea to antagonize the muns.

[A kindly suggestion from your neighborhood snow queen]

[mylifeisice]

Well, she's really just bringing it on herself, here.

But it's good to see a familiar face.

[snedronningen]

[That response takes her a bit off guard, it's actually... refreshing?]

You're optimistic. That's good to hear.

[And now all that hesitance will melt into a smile.] It's good to see you too, Kristoff.

[mylifeisice]

[He chuckles.] I guess Anna must've rubbed off on me a little.

So, uh... I hope your mundane has been treating you well?

[snedronningen]

[.....Okay. Her face falls. Just a bit.]

That depends on your definition of 'well'. I suppose I haven't died yet in any messy fashion. So I'm happy enough about that.

[mylifeisice]

[He makes a face of his own, cringing.]

That... doesn't sound good. I mean, the not dying is a good thing, messy fashion or not. But I'm guessing everything else is pretty bad.

[snedronningen]

My mun has me in 'PSLs' [Airquotes. She doesn't get the phrasing but she knows what it means] with Hans.


[THATS ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.]

SORRY IS LATE

[mylifeisice]

[He cringes.] Ouch. Sorry about that.

What do they see in that guy, anyway? My mun has a... thing for him, too.

No bro that is so ttly fine. All my love for Kristoff's. Too few in dwrp

[snedronningen]

She thinks we have "chemistry". That's her only justification to me.

D'aww. He needs to be represented too.

[mylifeisice]

Huh. Chemistry with a psychopath who tried to kill you and your sister...

Yeah, I just don't get these muns.

I just need more Kristoff friends period

[snedronningen]

I suppose... At the very least things haven't affected you or Anna too much. Even if he is a servant.

[which is pretty sweet considering but. Yeah. All things considered]

Well... you've got one now! :D

[mylifeisice]

He's your servant, huh? Well, I guess I can live with that.

ahhhwwww ♥ Do you have a plurk or somethign? So I can stalk yo-- I MEAN BE FRIENDS?

[snedronningen]

It's not... awful, surprisingly. Though the circumstances are still odd.

I don't, sorry! I haven't done much with Kristoff here anyway, I'm afraid.

[mylifeisice]

Maybe it's best if you don't elaborate on that.

[ingoodhans]

Careful what you wish for. More "action" isn't always a good thing.

[mylifeisice]

[Groan. Not another one.]

Do us both a favor and don't even pretend like you care, Hans.

[ingoodhans]

Worth a shot, I suppose.

[ Snerk. Hans shrugs. ]

How about this: "Gee, I hope wherever the moose man ends up in, he winds up tripping over his own huge, pear-shaped feet."

Better?

[mylifeisice]

[Insert dry look here.]

Much better.