Mar. 17th, 2014

fartnoise: (pic#7559214)
[personal profile] fartnoise
This is a lot of pressure to put on one person! Couldn't you have given me some warning I was expected to entertain you? A letter? A smoke signal? A trained parrot??

[He thumps a few dog barks and fart sounds out on his keyboard.]

I'm no good at improv! Just get me some sheet music and a dress; I'm going to go through some of my old classics.
wantstheworld: (Right now I want to eat something sweet)
[personal profile] wantstheworld
 What is this? You give me the attention that so obviously deserve and then you leave me there? What in the world are you thinking?!

How dare you abandon me in that stupid "headspace"! I am not a worthless pawn in your plans. I'm an important princess! It's far too crowded in this stupid headspace.

Fine fine... You did get me out of there, so I guess I could forgive you.

Now... redeem yourself and go get me some pudding.
storywasepic: (Default)
[personal profile] storywasepic
Four times already. Going for a record? And now here I am, tossed away and forgotten until you now decide I need to be brought back out.

We'll see how long this lasts. Update my icons already then.

[Working on it Echolls. Sheesh.]

Canon: Veronica Mars
moonbitten: (Default)
[personal profile] moonbitten
Dude are you sure about this? It's bit out of the blue don't you think? I would really appreciate some time off after the whole business which went down back home. Can't you be cool and let me have it?

All right if I can't change your mind, then how about some quiet game once you got the whole "Voice thing" down.

Is that a no?

Dude, not cool.
a_wager_won: (if we don't take the deal...)
[personal profile] a_wager_won
Travellers, beware:
The maiden fair
Who follows anywhere
Rests her heart bare
And speaks without care
Charges past compare
Woe, woe and despair
The Seven are unfair
But for dwarfs with a prayer
Who can pay her half-fare.

...and there.

I've given you time, counsel, patience, fleas and future trade with one song. That is more than you asked for, and word tells me I'll see every coin returned. I won't deny we're gods among men, we Lannisters: we give with one hand and take with another, but it will please you to know I am happy to keep both beneath your skirts.
kisa_san: (Default)
[personal profile] kisa_san
Excuse me, mun, but I think you're way too into trying to set me up with random guys. I know I fall for men because of how they look, but does that really make me a target for every one-night stand in the history of role-play?

Anyway, there's no use. Romance is something that I edit in manga, not something that you can even try to orchestrate in real life.

I appreciate your effort, mun, but can I just go back to being ordinary and stalking bookstore clerks already?
dorobou_neko: (Mischift)
[personal profile] dorobou_neko
So your actually going to let me out and send me somewhere, huh mundane? Well alright, fine with me. What? Am I upset? No, of course not. I've been needing to get out of this cramped head of yours for a while now anyways, plus the place you have in mind is somewhere I am more than happy with. Plus most of the others are there, so it isn't like a poor young girl like me will be all alone.

However you are demanding quite a bit form me, especially since the point that you want to take me from is one that I don;t like to remember. Plus my services don't come cheap, so I'll be wanting 100,000 beri form you. What? You don't have any? Well that's fine, you can still put me in. I'll just have to charge you 30% interest for every day that we have to wait for me to be accepted, and then for every day that I'm in the game until you can pay me back.

What do you mean that that's unfair? Of course it's fair, you want to use me and I'm merely asking for just a little sum of money in return. Is that so hard to ask? Glad that we could do business dear mundane!
concealedwings: (Something wrong)
[personal profile] concealedwings
... I'm "alive for a reason"?

[ Now that was an opening gambit if Angel ever detected one. She knows that that was one of the very first lines she spoke to the Vault Hunters who put an end to her Father's tyranny.

There's a wistful, wary look to begin with, a few glances around at the new surroundings. It's definitely not Pandora. Only a good thing. Better than good, actually, she admits to herself. ]


You promise that this time around things will be better? I got tired of...

[ Another pause, before a smile appears. One laced with uncertainty, with a dash of hope. ]

Alright. My life ended a long time ago, however I see no excuse not to trust you. Let both of us look forward to the journey ahead.
fightforpride: (smile -- you having fun?)
[personal profile] fightforpride
Mundane-san,

There's no reason to be ashamed of your slow 'review', and no reason to keep putting this off until you get 'further along'-- you're doing great so far! I'm proud of the progress you've made, with this and with your other projects. I know it's hard, but think of everything you've learned so far and keep going.

But don't hurry. Time isn't so important for you to do what you're uncomfortable with just yet. Take your time.

The world can wait a while longer.
ameijin: (Tatsuya  — Distant)
[personal profile] ameijin
I must admit that I don't like the look of things, either.

[Do they really think he needs help to win?]

But, as much as I hate to say it, I don't think we can do anything besides wait and see how it plays out.
discomilf: <lj user=gotnaked> (Haters gonna hate)
[personal profile] discomilf
You really think that hiding behind one of Satsuki's pets was really going to keep me out of your head~?

Let me tell you something, my dear. When I want something, nothing is going to stop me. I'd think Satsuki's little coup attempt would've been evidence enough of that~

Now come, let's get you dressed in something more appropriate.
skyn: ❝ᴛʜᴇ ᴘɪᴇᴄᴇs ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ᴄᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴀsᴀɴᴛs, ᴏʀ ʙʏ ᴇᴀʀʟɪᴇʀ ᴠɪᴋɪɴɢs.❞ (ɪʀᴏɴ)
[personal profile] skyn
I'll give you credit for gathering enough courage to reserve me. Don't start cheering yet, though. You still have that app to write. [ she shifts, placing a hand under her chin and leveling a look. ] And you don't have the best track record when it comes to those.
deaddontsue: (Default)
[personal profile] deaddontsue
Hm... this place seems roomy enough. And it doesn't look like there's any competition around here...

[... Wait, are you calling my head empty- wow, look at that cloud of dust.]

Alright! The Mankanshoku Back-Alley Internet Doctor's Clinic is now formally open for business!

[And by "clinic", he means a dinky little corrugated metal box with the title of the clinic in the gaudiest neon sign you have ever seen haphazardly hanging off the top. This is clearly not the mark of an experienced, university-trained surgeon.]
gwenhwyfar: (The fortress so unbroken)
[personal profile] gwenhwyfar
You do this every time this day comes. I don't care. After a while it looses it's merit and I swear to you, I will not hold back on my hunger if you push me enough with this stupid declaration.

[ooc; Welsh circa 406AD. FUN FACT: The Irish and Scots really invaded and bombarded Wales and Britain, especially Niall of the Nine hostages who kidnapped a number of nobles, including St. Patrick.

Bottom line, angry Welsh just wants to go home.]
glassesbrat: (I see what you're doing off screen)
[personal profile] glassesbrat
Despite what you Might think I don't actually need Hattori here. He's loud, hot-blooded and knowing that idiot he'll get himself killed on the first day. And he'll probably just annoy Holmes.

He's safer in Osaka and besides, it might break his heart to be away from his beloved city for that long.
bullyingtendencies: (double bird flip.)
[personal profile] bullyingtendencies
Dude, just because you weren't expecting it either doesn't mean it's a good enough reason to drag me out here again.

[That was a dick move though. You're kind of an asshole Craig.]

Incredible. No one ever has thought of that one. How about instead of wasting my time you quit being such a nerdlord already and get a normal hobby.

[See: icon. You're just angry because you got your butt handed to you.]

Whatever.