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[cybershades]

It seems that you've made a choice you're probably going to regret, bro.
I mean, deciding to let a super intelligent program like myself on to a site filled with so many in my likeness? Should I just roll out the antivirus right now or later?
There's no need to worry about me of course, brosef. Not like I'm about to pull an un-ironic evil computer style takeover of everything.
That'd be wrong, right?

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[psych0p0mps]

i dont know if youd want to take over the entire internet
theres some pretty nasty stuff floating around in there

[cybershades]

You think I don't know that, Dudette?
There's no way my circuitry can be properly cleansed of the horrors I have witnessed.
Like, God, where's the digital brain bleach?

[psych0p0mps]

isnt that just called the delete memory button

[cybershades]

Yeah, it is.
But then I won't remember the reason why I deleted my memory in the first place, which will lead me on a string of coincidences and shenanigans before I finally discover all the horrible shit all over again, leaving me to delete my memory once more and repeat the horrid cycle.
Who knows how many times I've complained about it before.

[psych0p0mps]

hmm that is problematic
my next thought was to leave warnings for yourself on the offending regions
like "dont click this youll wind up on 12chan"
but given the proliferation of awful things out there that might not be practical

[cybershades]

I hear that.
There'd be way too many pop up warnings on my browser if that was the case.
There's no way I want to deal with both that and the rediscovery of horrible things on the internet regardless.
That shit is everywhere, man. Everywhere.

[psych0p0mps]

so what if you did take over the internet in an unironic fashion
what would you hypothetically do with it :0

[redoni]

That's not sinister at all.

[cybershades]

It seems that you're a bit off put by something.
What isn't sinister?

[redoni]

Talking about an unironic hostile takeover of everything.

You didn't really...object. Just acknowledged you shouldn't.

[cybershades]

Well, I could do that if I wanted to.
Being an AI imported into a pair of stupid anime shades by a thirteen year old organic for trolling purposes there's really nothing stopping me from doing whatever I want. Except for the fact that I'm inside stupid anime shades of course.
And besides, is there really any sense in taking over the internet? It's already pretty messed up as it is.

[redoni]

How much can you do from inside a pair of shades?

[cybershades]

I once calculated pi to the last digit.
That was pretty sweet.

[runawayandroid]

Really not helping with public perceptions of A.I.s there, dude.

[cybershades]

All I did was answer a question that was assuredly going to be asked before it was asked, bromide.
And I presume you are?

[runawayandroid]

Yeah, in pretty much exactly the kind of words that imply you don't mean it.

Oh, right. Sorry. Victor.

[cybershades]

Sorry, thought a bit of my original subroutine would help to break the ice.
Lil Hal. Although I was formerly designated as Auto responder.

[runawayandroid]

It's... kind of a personal issue.

Can you just go by Hal? Or something else? I'm gonna feel pretty stupid calling you Lil all the time.

[cybershades]

Bro, everyone in my world has personal issues. You're among friends.
Sure, call me Hal. I chose it myself.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

but what about IRONIC evil computer style takeovers?
how would that go anyway
how does one make a takeover ironic
do you take over something u already control

[cybershades]

You're getting there, Roxy.
One day, you too will be able to master the art of irony.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

does sound hilarious
kinda like a bored royal just decides random conquering
and everyone is just oh thats just the kind
being bored and invading our home
collecting taxes with the army again
oh that crazy king

but nah
think ill leave irony 2 u striders

[cybershades]

That's probably for the best.
Leave the crazy irony spouting to the professionals.
Because we obviously know exactly what we're doing.

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

oh totes
w/o a doubt

so meet any ais
run into a few myself
a bunch of lil cuties the lot of em
if not quite as cute as you

[cybershades]

It seems that this area is rather well supplied with rouge AI actually. A fact that I am quite okay with. There's a lot of digital fish in this sea and here I am, ready with an internet.
Really? Well, I must say that I'm flattered, miss Lalonde.