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VERY IMPORTANT MATTERS THAT INVOLE THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOD SUBSTANCE EVER CREATED

Dear Bacon God (who may be my mun),

Thank you for letting me taste bacon again.

I swear I'll try to eat a piece of lettuce everyday.... no, my fingers are not crossed. Well, why would I even mention it? Oh, um. Because you might think that... yeah.

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You probably shouldn't make promises you don't intend to keep. Especially to those mundanes.

Well, what happens if you can't have coffee anymore?

I'll find somethin' else to drink. It's not as though I can't survive without coffee.

[Though he would not be happy about it.]

I do not believe Mr. Hawk! Prove it!

I'm not about to go without it for no reason.

But you'd die without it. You don't eat.

[Wait, does coffee even have calories?]

I eat plenty. Just not with everyone else.

Is my cooking not good?

It's fine, luv. Better than mine. I'm just used to going days without a meal. It gets like that in the bush.

Days?

[That is truly horrifying.]

You don't have to do that anymore. I'll take good care of you!

I know that. At least in the city, I do. Things are different back at home.

Hmmm, because Engie cooks for me back home?

Right. And I take care of myself.

If you asked nicely I bet Engie would feed you too. It's really yummy food!

The asking is the hard part.

You need to eat more zan just bacon und von piece of lettuce fräulein.

Edited 2014-01-30 21:06 (UTC)

But I don't want to.

Pyro, if you don't get ze proper nutrition you'll die.

I haven't died yet.

...

Due to food, I mean.

Do you feel malnourished? Lethargic? Haff you noticed any changes een energy levels?

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