dear_mun | Oct. 11th, 2013

Oct. 11th, 2013

I grow increasingly weary of these ideas of yours.

Are we ever to venture somewhere other than that old, musty keep? A place besides Titan's liar? Do not mistake my irritability as unwillingness— I do enjoy my fair share of excitement, but even the most eager of adventurers would grow weary of the same old boring dungeon, explored time and time again...

[ and think of the places we could go! ]

Costa-del-Sol, perhaps? Or even a quiet jaunt through a certain coil of Bahamut? Ooh, doesn't the latter sound like such a wondrous idea?

littlechippedcup

[Someone is none too pleased with her Mun.]

You're going to send me away from Storybrooke while Rumplestiltskin is gone and even worse it's a place where they're going to stick a chip inside of me?!

[Nope, definitely not alright with this.]

No, absolutely not. He asked me to stay in Storybrooke and I am not breaking my word to him.

[Breaking her word to him not only is unthinkable because of how she feels for him but because you dont break your word or a deal to Rumplestiltskin. You just don't.]

believersheart

Well, if that's all I've got to compete with as far as "evil" goes, I can't say I'm terrified.

grown_up

Why are you so certain that visiting my dad would lead to trouble? He's a good man. He's smart and well educated and I'm good at keeping the secrets that need to be kept.

And I argue that certain parties would be perfectly fine at spending time in New York with my dad and the others. Though I'm with you about the hotel room. Separate beds is not happening.

chosenchild

I don't really get you.

You say you want to play me, but you haven't applied anywhere. Something about being a set? A set with who?

I'm getting real tired of being out of the loop. Please, tell me what you're doing!

beautifulzhou

You have made the right decision, my mundane. Let us move forward together and bring glory to Wu.

Now, I urge you to consider your next choice carefully. This may be a "game" for you, but for me, it is anything but. Still, it would be nice if I could see my loved ones again some time soon. I do not want Xiaoqiao to worry about me.

ozren

Okay, so I'm a little less inclined to fight you this time, but it doesn't mean I'll enjoy being there. At least you'll let me use the Godzilla drawing to vent. [Knocking down walls is not 'venting', Wren, it's property damage] By the way, saying you won't be sending me until my birthday? We both know you'll probably do it before Halloween.

You should go to bed, I know your head's still bothering.

...Do you think Christopher might show up there? It'd be nice... [Please ignore the blush, thanks]

garrisons

I'm not saying it'll be easy. It never is. But I think— I think this will be good. For all of us. Maybe it's too early to tell, or I'm being too optimistic. It's so strange. I feel hopeful, you know?

The Grand Canyon is something everyone should see.

wolfcharger

You woke me up for this? Oh no, you don't just get to drop me and yank me back up any time you feel like it, I was comfortable, actually, the way things were.

I don't need to be sent anywhere, especially not to some crummy hotel I can't escape from.

No I don't care what's there. There could be an entire room made out of solid rupies and I'd still not be interested. It's not important. You know what is important? Lifting curses. My curse, actually.

So why don't you get on that?

manynames

I imagine you'll want to send me to the hotel as well?

I'm hardly being cranky, just tired of the moving. It's no secret between the two of us that I'm old, just how old do I have to be to be 'too old' for you to fuss with anymore?

... Apparently, 'since the dawn of time' isn't quite old enough for you.

No, this is still not me being cranky. I repeat, I am tired.

I'm sure you have dozens of other muses far more interested in a demon-run lost hotel, it would not trouble you to send them instead.

flamescout

That song is what did it, huh? [sigh] Knowing you, I'm not surprised at all.

I'm not going to say I'm unhappy to be going anywhere, it's better than collecting dust with all those slugbrained weirdos you keep in that headspace. At least TRY to get beyond where the original English dub ended. Yeah, I know Serena's voice gets really grating, and the music is like having a screwdriver shoved into your ear, but deal with it! Watch it in Japanese if it's such a problem!

wasonceabeast

What...is that city?

[ Adam's thumbing through the game's FAQs and maps and notes and all else that details the city of Asgard. He takes particular care to reread the descriptions of the different worlds to visit. His mun is pulling up pictures of what Asgard looks like and she's currently nursing hand burns since Adam just grabs them out of his mun's hand to look at each and every single one. ]

It's adventure, isn't it? [ He has that boyish delight in his eyes, his fingers splayed over the grooves and curves in the map. ] Like the stories in the books I would read. There is Thor, Loki, Odin... [ He spends a particular amount of time admiring the section on Loki. It's no secret that Adam was a little trickster himself when he was little.

Although he had been more brat than trick. ]

It's so far from the castle, but Cogsworth and Lumiere can handle he upkeep without me. They've been doing so since I was a boy. [ He turns another page, but lifts his head, a look of realization in his eyes. ]

Belle should go as well!

[ The mun hasn't told Adam yet that Belle is already there. ]

mojavewildcard

Hey mun

Okay look. Just because this "youtube" is suggesting that you watch videos about my game I don't think you need to get obsessed with me again. I'm positive you don't want to write more about my story for that NaNo thing this year. How am I sure? Look I made you a list

1. You have another story in mind. It has no radiation in it too. Clearly you can't have me in a story without radiation.
2. The last 50 000 words got me to new vegas. Let me repeat that they got me to new vegas. ONCE.
3. No, step away from the x-box you're going to regret that.

No I don't care if that last one is less an argument and more an order. Listen to me.

Also no I don't want to be put in a game if you can't write about me. I'd make another list but it boils down tothe same thing. You're going on hiatus in a month. What are you going to do, app me and then go, oh hey thanks for letting me join, oh by the way I'll be gone a month?

Exactly.

Fine keep thinking that you might app me somewhere after that. You know why I'm fine with this? Because you'll either forget or lose interest and I'll be fine hanging out in your headspace.

-Courier 6

7_of_septimal

Just because I don't go out much and work with computers a lot doesn't mean I'm going to become like that. Besides I don't think I even go more than a few hours without with someone messaging or something, though it was an interesting story.

You were supposed to be finding a game for me to play anyways. If you're really that bored there's plenty of games you could play as well.

hiddenagenda

It's really cute that you're pretending to worry about me after that whole spectacle. I know you're more upset about that work business, but have a nice glass of '89 and you'll at least stop caring so much.

You could just actually focus on me. It's worth it. I'm worth it. You'll see. We could do beautiful things together.

dangersrighthand

Really, mun, just because I'm your favorite....dude I didn't even have that much screentime!

[So?]

.....I really am stuck with you aren't I?

[Yep, hopefully we'll find your brother while we're at it.]

That is the only good thing you have going for you, mun.

[Shush Yancy, you love me.]

chiptunes

[Whoa.

A soft, surprised whirr indicates that Bumblebee is just as surprised at his mun's latest decision as they are! But he's most definitely not complaining -- except maybe about the copious amount of Decepticons he has to share quarters with. No matter; he makes some more positive-sounding whirrs and clicks and gives a thumbs up.]

[I'm sure we'll get along just fine.]

swill

Uh huh.

[One vague hand gesture later, he still can't be sure of what else there is to address. Surely he's made his stance on the matter clear enough already. How in Hell can an explanation still be necessary?]

Those are dinosaurs.

[Slow, deliberate, like he's talking to a child who is in no way responsible for a-- uh-- this. That. This.

Fuck.]

But at least there's beds! Thank God for that! [Up a level in sardonicism, up a level in volume, all the while he's nodding like yeah, beds make up for everything horrible that'll go on around the arena and how dare you think otherwise.] But only if you get to them in time. It's a race. I know that. And I'm not even there. I hope-- [Hah. Who cares, right?] Joke's on you: I'm not even going to get in. I'm in the military by cause of one terrible, horrible, stupid misunderstanding but don't expect that level of stupidity to carry over into something so intricate. The Romans had more brains than to just-- it's just-- it's not even a war, not that that justifies anything. I'm not going! Oh, no. No, no.

And you're not allowed to ask for... for others to join you there by having me here. Oh, no. Funny. You feel bad for gifting me a sorry screen name at first but you don't bat an eye at the rest of it. You know what I want, mun? Do you care? I want a nice drink and a strong girl. No. A strong drink and a nice girl. And a hammock. And I want to be Stateside. And I want a nice autumn breeze. And I want neighbors who are both blind and deaf so we don't have to go inside my gorgeous mansion to have a good time. A loud time. Or I guess a big enough fence would do the trick, too. And I want to just enjoy it, mun. Did you catch any of that?

Forget about the application. I'll fail it. With pride. I don't want to play Meat Shop again.

godsword

Honored Mundane? I don't want to be a bother, but you've been putting off my app for a couple of months now. I understand you wanted a break, but it's been more than two months since the last game ended, and my friends are waiting for me in the new one.

I really don't think the app will be as difficult as you seem to think it will be, either. You know me well by this point, don't you? We've worked together for well over a year.

scholarships

Three words: way too early.

iwatchtjhooker

Look, are you sure this is a good idea?

I mean, you've written me before, and okay, it wasn't usually a good time but at least...

Does it have to be from right there?

(You could at least change your icons. I haven't looked like that in years. I don't care how you feel about my haircut. It's my hair.)

bonchance

Bonjour, mun-nee. How good it is to see you again after so long! -Ah, so it's nearly time for us to see the world together, is it? Good, good. I know you will pick my Pokemon with the utmost care and eye for detail.

...And perhaps, once our business in Kalos is concluded, you will see about finding me a proper home away from home? It bears some thinking about. I leave it all in your capable hands, mun-nee.

Best of luck,
Yvonne

nephilimduke

Why do you even think I'm pathetic in the first place!? What is it exactly that is so much better with Sitri's imagination!?

And why are you so excited over that matter anyway?

poetrysoldier

And here I thought I saw everything between what was on that meatship, and serving with Shepard...

[Sure you don't mean...]

Finish that sentence and I will do whatever I can to shoot you. Unlike some people in your headspace I am actually a good shot. You've been looking for a home for me and that Zoey girl. We've talked about this before, mun. She doesn't want to go, and nowhere I want to go. Particularly, if I don't get to remember my 'history' as you call it. And you want a place that takes 'wiki links for the history'. Ugh. And I thought Grif was lazy.... I want to remember those I miss.

[Well there's always thsoe two places I mentioned before for you.] Are you insane? I'd rather NOT be turned into a pony even if that place does fill both of our requirements. And no to that 'Pokemon' place too! No one I know is even there: no Shepard, Liara, Joker, Garrus, or anyone. And something small and cute wouldn't fit me anyway. Find a better game if you want to push this.

And isn't that 'Pokemon X' game coming out tomorrow, anyway? Priorities, mun.

Gunnery Chief Ashley Williams.

Current Mood: drained

staplefights

So I was lost in the desert, just... wandering. Step after step, mile after mile, trying to reach the blinking light on the mountain and getting nowhere. The sun beat down mercilessly and I could feel it on my skin, which is strange since I haven't felt a whole lot of anything since I went through that door. I didn't know how long it had been, or even what direction I was going anymore.

But now, all of a sudden, I'm here. With you. It's not that I'm ungrateful-- actually, I think I might have been dying --but can you please tell my mother and brother that I'm safe? I've been trying to text Cecil to give him an update, but I think my phone battery finally died and I don't see anywhere to recharge it. Either that or it broke, I'm not sure.

It's nice here, but... I'd really like to go home, if you don't mind. Everyone must be worried about me.

urokosama

A place where everyone live one the water, instead of under? At least it's better than living on land, isn't it? We'll see if I agree with this plan of yours.

Besides. You're aware of the fact that you barely know me, right? You need to wait at least a couple weeks before you even attempt to place me anywhere.

littlefrostgiant

Mun, can you please explain to me the obsession with Scott that girls seem to have? I mean, he's an okay guy and all, but he's... Scott!

[And Scott is serious and boring. Not adventurous and fun like him. Also, he's totally not jealous.]

Though I gotta admit Scott ~~possibly~~ hooking up with a female clone of Wolverine actually explains a lot.

delitasis

...

Is it truly wise to engage in such fripperies, milady? I am not unhappy for your consideration to play me once more, but...

I am all right. Please, think of yourself and your schooling.

tightgoldpants

( Read more... )

chaptertwo

Mun:

I don't know whether to be amused or disturbed that you're trying to get me laid.

Yes, I haven't been in a relationship of more than a few months since David died, but that's not a deficiency. It just means I haven't found the right man yet. And don't mention Michael, because he doesn't count.

I'm going to go about my business and if I happen to run into someone I'd want to throw up on a flat surface, or President Grant from Scandal, you'll know.

Otherwise, it's best for us both if you just stop speculating on how lonely you think I am and go back to writing about other aspects of my life. I'm pretty interesting, for a lawyer.

Current Mood: bored

victorysass

Oh, honey. You really think going back in the arena is going to scare me? Don't forget my arena was a jungle too.

This is going to be a cakewalk even with a few raptors running rampant.

will_be_god

One generation has been navigated and your loyalty to me has not wavered.

See that it remains that way.

wherethestoryis

Dear mun:

Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, for keeping me back when the crazy was at least just crazy and not... I'm a writer, I should not be out of words. I am.

I know you have a long list of swear words to describe it.

Look, the guy just hates me, clearly, and Clark only slightly less. Screw him. Now calm down, you don't have the capacity to do what you are swearing you want to.

Just stay over here, back in my days, when things were only crazy and nonsensical.

And if you figure out a way to hide the evidence, I'll help with that plan of yours.

Yours in conspiracy,
Lois Joanne Lane-Kent

parasitus

Well. It's wonderful that someone is able to find some form of enjoyment in this little situation.

[Genie seems uncharacteristically angry as their mundane LAUGHS AND LAUGHS AND LAUGHS AND CANNOT STOP LAUGHING]

Quite the mess you've found your way into. Or, should I say, my way. I can only hope she finds reason to take mercy on me after such a glorious slip.

Are you quite done laughing now?

northernimpact

Space, huh? What irony... We will actually be aliens.

Hm? Nagumo is in Big Bang? He better be. I'd rather get stuck in a space train cabin or whatever it is with Hiroto and Midorikawa. At least they'd be too involved with each other to bug me. I'll probably end up ejecting Nagumo into space after five minutes if we were lumped together in the same version.

ichoosefight

The wine is to celebrate my triumphant return, right? So, what's with the second glass?

Wait, what did they do to the Supers?

[ ... ]

Very well then, I'll leave you to your wine.

drinksmilk

( Unhappy Ruby is unhappy. )

hero_complexed

You're looking to enable the very list of people I'd rather not deal with- Besides, you won't find the Dursley's here. They'd hate it-not normal enough for them.

Although, I am all for finding Hermione or any of the Weasleys.

angry_jerk

NO.

[Yep.

NO!

[Ye-]

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!

LISTEN TO ME, YOU MOUTH-BREATHING, UPTIGHT, ASININE, IDIOTIC, ELITEST SIMPLETON!

I've put up with too much for too long. But ponies. That's not crossing the line, THAT'S STOPPING NEXT TO THE LINE, TAKING A DUMP ON IT, MAKING ME EAT THE SMELLY LINE, AND THEN LEAVING ME TO DIE!

I WON'T STAND FOR IT! I WON'T! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

chosenfate

Ms. mun. Thank you for making a new account for me. It's been so long since I've had a chance to do anything.....

Not that I mind! I am fine, really.

[He missed seeing new places, though....]

sassiopath

Did I miss the memo where today was declared "let's discuss Pete's sexual proclivities" day?

Yes, I get the social-path hour was discussing not safe for work fanworks and Stilinski, but it started long before that. Did you think I missed the perusal of Agent Provocateur? I miss nothing, thank you.

in_a_dark_wood

"Something."

zom_goof

Muuuuuuuuun...

...Don't....forget to....to.... brush your teeth before bed....

[His head falls off.]

Gawrsh, anyone wanna...get that?

growingintheweeds

This is getting a bit ridiculous. You already play me as an adult! At thirty-something, which is, if you ask me, kind of ancient and at twenty-something. You can't play a believable teenager, especially not a fourteen-year-old. And there are no games you could stick me into that you wouldn't feel guilty for sticking me into! So making this account was an entirely pointless exercise.

[Pause.]

But. Ah. Really. Don't put me into any horror games. Please.

onaboat

WARDEN OF ZEUS?

No. No, and don't you dare get ideas. I can see them forming, and it's not happening.

I'll--I'll boycott. That's right, and what's a ship without her captain?

Not going anywhere, that's what.

grandwhitewitchdaughter

You brought me here for what? I know that you've got my brother in your head but why me? Why now? Especially when Hansel isn't around. ~~And I need my brother.~~ What are these memes you plan to throw me at? Or is this some kind of thing where I don't want to know. Like a curse done by the witches. I'll find out eventually. With or without your help. For now I'd just rather find Hansel.

- Gretel

bloomnobly

My, my, long time no see! It is about time I pulled myself out of that dusty old closet inside of your head.

[ Tapping her fan on the palm of her hand: ] But the question is, are you planning to do anything about this, or is this merely a short reunion? I don't think I would mind the latter....as long as there is dango. I haven't had dango in the longest time.

I think we have issues.

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