dear_mun | Apr. 26th, 2013

Apr. 26th, 2013

Hahahah!

What's wrong? Are you that sad about what happened to her? You're one of the few. I hope you realize though that weeping for her is just insulting. She was aware of the results. The girl called Shyna Nera Shyna never returned to normal and in effect, her existence in the new world has been deleted.

Nobody will remember her. Nobody will appreciate her. She will wander forevermore without a place or home as the last memory of a defective world.

Had I terminated her, she would have been saved all of this misery.

... What? You think that I'm... more concerned about her than of my defeat? Hah! I still believe humans would have known true peace under my rule. Now they've doomed themselves. All I think is that her death was such a waste.

... Sis deserved better...

tailormade

Four times these "app plans" have happened, and zero has anything actually followed through.

... Whatever.

hamsterchaoslord

You suppose that YOU have the ability to puppet ME? The future RULER and DESTROYER of this earth?!

I am the Lord of Darkness, servant of the Four Gods of Destruction and YOU try to control me?!

At least follow my blog first.

qaunak

I know what it's like to lose someone you love. I know what it is to lose someone far too young.

You may wish to reach out to someone. I didn't. It... did not end well. The body can weather storms only if the heart is sustained.

led_by_example

I know you're worried but if you don't try, you'll never know, and you know, even if it doesn't work out there, there's other places I'm sure you could find.

Besides, it's not like I'm going anywhere. You're stuck with me now.

As for the name issue, we can sort that out if I make it in.

anathematized

Why not step away from tumblr and stop making jokes about me and town bicycles, okay? You could be doing more useful things. My app. Setting up Damon to be tortured by that Original again. Sending more texts to she who I shouldn't be texting. Anything!

I'm a lot of things, but that kind of creep? Really? If you see me that way, why do you need me when you have me sharing space with Uncle Bad Touch? How many creeper werewolves do you need?

amygdalae

Isn't it a bit too early to start thinking about this?

[ETA: Spoilers for Iron Man 3 in comments! ...yeah, I couldn't resist. /o\]

snipes_moons

What?

Yeah, I'm back. What's it to you, mun? I'm ok with this turn of events cause it means I'm not dead.

... Yeah even if it means you're going around changing how I look and my history. Not like you're gonna change me from being me after all.

houndings

You are stalling.

detoxes

Wow. You think you're pretty fancy now. It's about time you start sprucing my crap up.

Tell your friend thanks for the paid. And make it count. Because they're probably not gonna spoil you anymore.

Just saying.

kingroadie

I'd be a lot more sympathetic with you on this worryin' about appin' shit if you weren't throwin' me into a game with my memories intact. Lets just say, I'm not super thrilled here.

Kinda kills the whole adventurous vibe you planned for me. A couple years of torture in another game and a lost spouse is kinda a downer, you know. I'll deal with it eventually if they actually let me in, but whatever. I ain't gonna be all sunshine, roses and kitten whiskers.

I ain't supremely pissy or anythin', I'm kinda used to your weird shit, by now. I'm just not gonna comfort you over this. You're on your own, kid.

Good luck, I guess- all you're gettin' out of me, mun.

mearry

Ah, mun, you've finally decided to send me somewhere? [he gives a small chuckle] You're very indecisive so I hope you can stick to it.

[he waves that comment dismissively. he's only kidding!]

I mean it'll be fun won't it? A whole other world, with me and A-ya-

["what A-ya? he's not coming as far as i know"]

I'm sorry, mun. But I can't go anywhere without him.

unexcitable

...what.

This isn't going to become a habit is it? I was in the middle of something- fine. Whatever. Just don't bore me.

[That's an awfully steep challenge isn't it?]

You're not off to a good start.

agirltorelyon

Ohhh no. I see how you are. You re-watch one episode, and then you get this notion in your head to throw me into some game. I thought we were done with this nonsense, Mundane. You know I won't go anywhere without Rory, and any place you'd like to send me's already got one of me. I believe we've already determined that two of me is a force of nature the universe can't sustain.

You can't just decide to pick me up because you've got feelings. Get a hobby.

A different one.

frenchfortwelve

What was that about having moved on to bigger and better things? Honestly, I'm surprised you managed to last this long without me.

So, do I tell you "I told you so" now or later? Personally, I would choose both. Why not?

You can pretend all you like that you don't love that I've made a return, but we both know you're only playing hard to get.

fuckinghateadrenaline

Really?

Again? Seriously?

You're really pushing the boat out here, mate. And if you think I'm going to go quietly, you've got another thing coming.

You thought I was being difficult before... You've not seen anything yet.

numbuh_one

...

...You must be joking...

Are you out of your mind? What makes you think that I would ever want to be controlled by an adult?! That would go against every principle of the Kids Next Door! Not to mention you keeping me trapped here in your...your...headspace, and using me for your ridiculous whims is just another form of adult tyranny that I would be more than happy to fight.

So we can do this the easy way, and you just forget this whole thing...or we can do this the hard way.

...What? No, I don't want you playing the spank-happy-vampire version of me! That wouldn't even make any sense! That was just a one-time thing, and we took care of that problem a long time ago!

...I don't want you playing any version of me! I just want you to let me out of here! I've got more important things to do than to sit here and entertain you...like taking care of those "centers"...Yes, like the one you work at. Oh, I know what you do...forcing kids to go to your center after school and making them do additional work. That's torture in its cruelest form.

...You know, on second thought, maybe I will stick around for a while...just to keep an eye on you. Might as well make sure you don't ruin any more children's lives...

war_demon

Daring to dream, are we?

[ Because he's so pleased about being dragged out of the headspace. ]

You know what I crave. You know the ends I'll go to, to quench my thirst.

[ Him and Luceid, both. ]

You still think you're ready?

saberdance

Are you sure this is- right? I mean this place looks really neat and I've already talked to an interesting person but well I do have the certain issues with brain working things that need to be figured out still not to mention most of the people from uhm what is it-- canon? Yeah. Those people are you know-- still "around" so they're obviously from an earlier point in time and all that. Which is confusing enough even without the brain issues. But hey this is still a really neat place and maybe I'll make some friends right even if I do wish I could see someone I actaully know and that is so so SO unlikely.

Oh wow, are you really going to make more little pictures for me? How cool! I want to see!

firstaid

Miss Mundane!

I'm so happy you can hear my voice again. Honestly, I must admit I was afraid that you had forgotten about me, but it appears my worries were unnecessary. Really, miss mundane, I'm happy you want to do something again, but this is enough for me. I'm happy enough that you would think of me. And besides, I'm really happy that you seem happy now, and that's enough for me as well.

[A giggle.]

I suppose by my statements I'm just happy in general. And to summarize once more -- that's enough for me.

desk

Well, I'm— not sure what I should say.

I'm flattered, I think. I'm glad you enjoyed the experience, because I'm not in any hurry to repeat it.

onefinalessence

He wouldn't dare follow me here. I am safe in your company. [Or so she conjectures.] Do any murderers exist in this world? What about other criminals?

Furthermore, can you tell me more about these games?

idkmybffchurch

I am sorry nice lady but I must make a map! It is very important.

[ Caboose, what is this map even of. ] It is the space ship that is up in space. [ That's not what it looks like at al— Where else would a space ship be? ]

It is going to tell me where I am going and where I have been and where Church is not. And where Sheila is not. And hopefully where Tucker is so I will not go there again. That way I will be able to go to the places that they are not, know they are not there, and then I will find them some place else.

I think they will be very happy to see me.

onebite

Oh, no, you don't have to... Really, I was okay where I was. Please don't get any ideas.

little_gilbert

What?!,

No...just because you have some messed up 'excessively low' Jeremy-( spoiler )-and-I-need-to-find-another-place-to-get-my-fix syndrome does not mean you get to put me in one of those horrible, messed up universes! Mystic Falls is bad enough- I'm not a drug.

Look, I know you're sad and stuff but..it's just not going to help okay. I'm better off this way, we all knew it'd end this way anyway alright.

[beat]

And I really dont want to deal with the new crap that came up in the newest episodes...( also a spoiler ), lets not add the fact that I'm extremely mad about what happened. Elena is better than that... they'll figure it out, I'm sure.

-Jeremy Gilbert

jenny_blake

So, let me get this straight. You’ve spent a day plastering pictures over that contraption and because other people are interested you decide to toss me back out here again?

Do I look like a sucker?

Well, I’m not!

But…ok I wouldn’t argue too much if you found me a job or some friends. I’m not expecting much, I know how things work around here. And it is sort of nice to be remembered after all, maybe it could be my big break…. just a little delayed.

While you’re at it check up on the him would you? I know sometimes he can be hard headed but he means well.

patchworkdoctor

You know, I wouldn't mind. It's getting lonely back there.

Heh. ~~Not that it wasn't lonely up here.~~

tallymarkedman

Interesting point to take me out of, I suppose. "Between this and that". I suppose it's better than when I was dead.

sew_together

[ Here's a homeless boy in his teens sitting in a box with a teddy bear and scissors ]

You forgot to give me my sewing kit....

[ Clip ]

That's no good.

classdismissed

No. No. You're not pulling me out again. You killed me off last time! I get that you like to play from weird canons where resurrection is a "thing". But not for me! Where I come from, dead is dead is dead. You don't get to have it both ways. You can't kill me off for shits and giggles and then bring me back. I'm retired. You're still burnt out on me anyway and you know it. I am dead in every possible sense of the term. Go back to playing with your hitman. You're having fun there. Leave me out of it.

And you're not tempting me with a video game setting. I know what BioShock is, yeah? Awesome to play. Not to be dropped in the middle of. I learned my lesson with the zombie apocalypse game. ... And the comic book game. ... And the horror movie game.

You know what, fuck off.

knowsofloss

See, there was nothing to worry about. You worked hard and you got me into a game. You just have to trust yourself.

[Speaking from experience, Lara?]

That aside, I plan to make the most of my time there. I want to understand this place and help maybe get some of these poor people home.

ashebreaks

[he doesn't even look irritated at being bothered after so long. he looks .. unimpressed, more than anything.] Well, lookit you. Dusting the cobwebs off, is that it? Shiny new journal, using your own icons instead of someone else's. I don't quite know what to say. Except I think I liked the other one better.

I guess I could be flattered, but I don't wanna boost your ego or anything. My question is - why? You haven't brought me out in damn near three years, and suddenly you're itchin' to try me out again?

Look, I know you're mad at Sam for whatever reason. Can't get past the fist episode of the latest season because it makes you mad. Can't find inspiration for whatever place it is you have him at right now - and that's sad, it really is. I feel your pain. [do we sense a note of sarcasm, here?] But, really. Is that it?

Or is it 'cause you think you can vent all your frustrations through me because they're pretty much the same crap I'm dealing with? So I don't get why he didn't look for me - maybe we'll both find out if you decide you can stomach it - and maybe I feel like he's not the same. Hell, he hasn't been the same since he was in the pit, but .. I guess that goes for both of us.

All I'm sayin' is, don't bring me out just because you've got some bones to pick. Leave me the hell out of it.

dances_with_ligers

You are a big stupid meanie, you know. First, you pull me away from my friends and then you're talking about dumping me into a place with scary scientists that aren't Dist! I don't want to! Besides, Anise is there! I hate Anise! She took away Ion from me!

[But, Arietta, Ion is there too. Don't you want to talk to Ion again? Besides, Sync might be there. And Asch is there. Someone will be nice to you!]

I don't CARE! Asch is a big meanie too!

But, Ion's there? I'll... I'll think about it.

[So, next month, we can talk about applications?]

May...maybe. But only if I can bring my friends!

what_is_a_man

So many similarities, and yet so many differences. It would seem tragedy follows in my wake in every reality I exist in. Yet I must admit to being dumbfounded.

He loses his wife at the hands of humans, and instead of exacting his rightful revenge, he cowers and hides from the world. He has an army that could squash the opposition, no Belmonts to stand in his way.

If he truly wanted to keep his daughter safe from humans, he should have wiped them out.

lilrock

...why are you looking for him? It's not like I have any Twinkies to give him, anyway.

decidesyourfate

We aren't going to get anywhere like this. I hope you realize that.

Just don't do anything stupid. We're still here if you need us.

someblondhimbo

No.

everyonesconfidant

Hey, mun. It's good to be back! You thought you were gonna totally lose me there for a bit, didn't you? Nope. I guess I have to thank the "other me" for helping bring me back, huh? He's done that for us, at least.

There you go, you're listening to the angry music again! Put the other music back on. That's better. Thanks.

I think I like the place you plan on sending me to next. Even though I'd like to enjoy the peace I fought for with my friends... if I have to fight to save another world, I will. I just wish I had some actual weapons training... how am I going to fight with anyone if I don't know how to actually use anything? This whole people-as-weapons thing is kind of weird.

As for the other me, what he's doing, and how people are reacting to him... don't worry about him or them, okay? Just focus on me for now. Wait to freak out till the remake comes out. And even then, I'm sure we'll both be fine. Remember, you don't have to canon update if you don't want to!

inspector_link

I need "stimulation"? Is that the word you we'll be using for to replace "horror" and "torture" from now on?

[Yes, Link, it is.]

... I see.

Well, I suppose things could be worse. It is something of a comfort to know that the crash won't be the end of things, but I would have preferred a setting less likely to kill me. Again. In any case, I do believe you have about four years of history to summarize. I would get started on that promptly if I were you.

scaredoctor

There is a reason I haven't been dancing to your tune as of late, child, and it boils down to a simple fact: I am not your toy. I am no one's toy, and I certainly do not dance. I am not interested in your pedantic games nor am I biting on your hook. There is nothing for me there. There is nothing for me here. I am not even slightly curious what Edward Nigma might possibly be "up to" at any given moment (and most definitely not at this particular moment or any moment that may ever exist in this world).

Why don't you run and play with your equally pedantic twins? Shouldn't you be focusing on them? Or is it that because they would be infinitely more interested in whatever stupidities you've created in the helpful shapes of hoops to jump through and I am NOT?

[_{you're rambling, doc. you look tired. have you been sleeping well?}]

No, I--

No. I am not interested. I am not willing. Leave me alone. This is my last warning before I make your dreams a living hell.

[_{awwww, you poor baby. you must not be sleeping very well.}]

robotfightclub

That "happier game" bit was a bunch of scrap and you know it. It's exactly like the others, they all end up with kids getting hurt somehow. Only this time, there's more of them.

Don't try to play innocent, either. You might not be the one doing the damage, but you and I both know you purposely set me up to get close to these kids.

I can't even do anything about it...

...Don't even get me started on the Wheeljack thing.

burnedbrighter

No.

Go away.

Leave me alone!

I won't have you casting me about like some helpless doll.

I...I can't. Not until I find her and destroy her!

...

That's it isn't it? SHE sent you here. Sent you here to torture me further!

GO AWAY!

therapeutics

Seriously?

We're doing this again?

Look, honey, don't get me wrong. It's awful sweet of you to check on me and blah, blah, blah, niceties and shit. Glad you thought of me. Whatever. Sure, we're on the opposite end of the spectrum - water (I mean, really, don't you think I've got enough of it? Surprised I haven't drowned just from the sight of all the water around here and the way people talk about boats like they're some goddamn holy relics) instead of a spaceship. Cute.

What's your real motive? There's something there. You can't lie. Because I'll know.

And another thing - you expect me to bartend? As in, do work around all the liquor and not drink it? Yeah, this is gonna go real well.

guilmon

Yay, yay! Guilmon gets to play again soon! But it looks like things are getting dangerous... I guess playing can wait! Guilmon wants to help fight all the bad Digimon too.

But do you think Takato will come? It's not the same without him. I think I'll be okay, but Takato is Guilmon's partner, and we should work together!

[But there's something else on this Digimon's mind. Something... urgent.]

Oh, and how come there's another Guilmon there? Guilmon thought there was only one. Did Takato make more? And how come that Guilmon has a different partner?

Giru... I guess I have lots of catching up to do.

blacklynx

I don't know, mun. It sounds to me like you're enjoying making me the bad guy against my will.

[He's doesn't sound too happy. He's been stealing Pokémon and letting people know he's a bad guy recently - of course he wouldn't be happy.]

So stop saying you feel sorry for me.

perrytheperson

. . .

[Perry stares and slowly raises an eyebrow.

Yeah...that didn't take long did it?]

Sigh.

[Perry glances up at that subject header too. You're not fooling anyone here mun, it's less "considering" and more "waiting for apps to open" because we both saw you working on that application a few hours ago.

Perry shifts and rests his chin on his hand. Now he just needs to wait for you to figure out if he actually gets to talk as a human or if he gets to be the strong, silent type.]

. . .

[He drums his fingers. Yep, waiting on you for that one mun.]

I think we have issues.

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