regarding BLU Scootmama appearing soon at Mayfield

[freakinblur]

Okay chucklenuts, listen up! I'm talkin' ta all'a youse in Mayfield. I got reason to believe that a certain mother 'a mine is showin' up soon. So I gotta lay out some ground rules here.

Number one! NO SPY COMMENTS.

Number two! Don't listen ta her. I was never a "good boy". I never "cried" while watchin' Bambi. An' my favorite color was never, ever purple. It was always blue, damnit.

Number three! Make any false move around her, an' I'll rip yer lungs out without so much as a warning. Don't think I can't.

Number four! NO SPY COMMENTS. I mean it!

Now, follow dese rules and there shouldn't be any problems. If there are problems, I got a bat that's real good at takin' care of 'em. Ya got it?

Comments

[thegreatsaiyaman]

[Gohan looks kind of confused]
Why don't you want Spy comments?

[freakinblur]

Cuz I've heard every stupid joke and comment, an' I had it up ta here with 'em.

[thegreatsaiyaman]

I...I don't know if I understand, then. Why would they make jokes about Spies?

[shallbeavenged]

....your mother?

[freakinblur]

Yeah. Cuz that's what I need there. My ma.

[shallbeavenged]

.....what is she like?

[not_onyourside]

Are you worried about somezzing mon ami?

[freakinblur]

Nope. Ain't worried. I got this under control. Smooth as ice, pally.

[not_onyourside]

Oh oui, eet certainly sounds like eet.

[This is his 'I don't believe you' face.]

[kirktastic]

You're pretty loud for a spy.

[freakinblur]

Do I look like a back-stabbin' rat ta you?

[red_medic]

Und you zhink someone might take zhese rules of yours seriously?

[freakinblur]

They better, or I'll make sure they learn their lessons.

[kirktastic]

(ooc: having nothing to do with the conversation, but that icon has a very Repo! the Genetic Opera feel to it!)

[sixthanimorph]

Hey, cool. I've never met a spy before.

[freakinblur]

No, I ain't the Spy! He's the-- look, it's a long story, but ta make it short? All Spies are back-stabbin' rat bastards who need ta keep their greasy hands to themselves.

[questionauthority]

Question. Just to be certain, Scout, would you prefer we do make Spy comments? It wasn't entirely clear. [trollface.jpg.]

And for the record, purple isn't that embarrassing. [Says the fashion nightmare who sometimes incorporates it into his wardrobe. No bias there.]

[freakinblur]

Eddie, I will punch ya again, ya know that, right?

Says tha guy who drives a car tha same color as strained peas.

[ineuphony]

Your mom is showing up? -- That's pretty lucky!

[freakinblur]

No it ain't! Do ya know what this place is like?

[ooeeooahah]

You are going to be nice to her.

[ This is not a question. ]

[freakinblur]

Please refer to rule number three.

[minigun]

[laughing. just laughing.]

[freakinblur]

Did ya manage ta get alla that through yer thick skull?

old post but I had to comment :3

[quickly]

Aw, GEEZ.

Now I know 'zactly why my freakin' mun put me here.

Yer stinkin' lame chucklefuckin' ass is around.

[Groan.]

Y'know what? Yer lucky. So, so lucky. 'Cause m'mun says she's too busy right now t'reapply me to dat terrible town yer ass is in. Thank Bonk!

Hahahaha, cryin' while watchin' a kid's movie. Freakin' lame is what dat is. I never cry durin' movies. Guess I'm way more of a man than you are.