regarding BLU Scootmama appearing soon at Mayfield

[freakinblur]

Okay chucklenuts, listen up! I'm talkin' ta all'a youse in Mayfield. I got reason to believe that a certain mother 'a mine is showin' up soon. So I gotta lay out some ground rules here.

Number one! NO SPY COMMENTS.

Number two! Don't listen ta her. I was never a "good boy". I never "cried" while watchin' Bambi. An' my favorite color was never, ever purple. It was always blue, damnit.

Number three! Make any false move around her, an' I'll rip yer lungs out without so much as a warning. Don't think I can't.

Number four! NO SPY COMMENTS. I mean it!

Now, follow dese rules and there shouldn't be any problems. If there are problems, I got a bat that's real good at takin' care of 'em. Ya got it?

Comments

[freakinblur]

Do I look like a back-stabbin' rat ta you?

[kirktastic]

...Do you want an honest answer to that or not? *lazy grin*

[freakinblur]

Pally, I don't backstab. I am very upfront about killin' guys. I can prove it if ya want.

[kirktastic]

Now I'm torn between wondering if you're more worried about your mother or worried about getting your ass kicked by her.

[freakinblur]

I learned from tha best. But she ain't gonna kick my ass. It's every smartass in Mayfield that's gonna get beat.

[kirktastic]

I remember getting a signal once from that Mayfield place and trying to rescue someone from it. Been all this time and people are still... damn, now I'm stuck in the same situation in a different place, now that I think about it.

[freakinblur]

A signal from Mayfield? Holy crap. Yeah, there's tons of us there. I been stuck in that hellpit fer two years now.

[kirktastic]

Two years!? Maybe, once I'm out of the situation I'm in, I have to find a way to get some of you out of there. How are you dealing with it, anyway? I'd have lost my mind already.

[freakinblur]

I'm a trained mercenary, pally. I've been in some dangerous shit in my life, though a lotta Mayfield's tops tha ranks.

[kirktastic]

[Pointedly says nothing about the 'trained mercenary' part. Well, he's a spy isn't he? After all he doesn't want his mother to know about it... spies could be assassins and didn't have to look like much.] I got out into space to get away from the mundane, but that brings it to a whole new level.

[freakinblur]

Space? What, you some kinda astronaut?

[kirktastic]

[What are you some kind of idiot?] ...I guess you could say that. I'm a part of Starfleet and Captain of a ship. [Pause, thinks it over.] A huge space ship that has about a thousand people on it.

[freakinblur]

Holy crap. That's some real sci-fi movie stuff there. Too bad ya really couldn't swing that thing around 'n' evacuate Mayfield.

[kirktastic]

[Has the subtle feeling this guy doesn't believe him, but goes on anyway.] If I could find Mayfield, I would have back then, but it seems to be off the charts. Now I'm stuck in a similar situation of my own...