regarding BLU Scootmama appearing soon at Mayfield

[freakinblur]

Okay chucklenuts, listen up! I'm talkin' ta all'a youse in Mayfield. I got reason to believe that a certain mother 'a mine is showin' up soon. So I gotta lay out some ground rules here.

Number one! NO SPY COMMENTS.

Number two! Don't listen ta her. I was never a "good boy". I never "cried" while watchin' Bambi. An' my favorite color was never, ever purple. It was always blue, damnit.

Number three! Make any false move around her, an' I'll rip yer lungs out without so much as a warning. Don't think I can't.

Number four! NO SPY COMMENTS. I mean it!

Now, follow dese rules and there shouldn't be any problems. If there are problems, I got a bat that's real good at takin' care of 'em. Ya got it?

Comments

[freakinblur]

No, I ain't the Spy! He's the-- look, it's a long story, but ta make it short? All Spies are back-stabbin' rat bastards who need ta keep their greasy hands to themselves.

[sixthanimorph]

So, if you're not the spy... wait, sorry, the Spy-- what's that make you? Wait, wait, don't tell me, let me guess. You're the guy with the huge gun, right?

[not_onyourside]

[The Spy will just be over here smirking.]

[freakinblur]

Huge gun? Nope, just the best one fer blowin' guys face's in. I'm the Scout. A huge gun'd just slow me down. Leave that crap fer the Heavy.

An' ignore that smirkin' French rat over dere.