regarding BLU Scootmama appearing soon at Mayfield

[freakinblur]

Okay chucklenuts, listen up! I'm talkin' ta all'a youse in Mayfield. I got reason to believe that a certain mother 'a mine is showin' up soon. So I gotta lay out some ground rules here.

Number one! NO SPY COMMENTS.

Number two! Don't listen ta her. I was never a "good boy". I never "cried" while watchin' Bambi. An' my favorite color was never, ever purple. It was always blue, damnit.

Number three! Make any false move around her, an' I'll rip yer lungs out without so much as a warning. Don't think I can't.

Number four! NO SPY COMMENTS. I mean it!

Now, follow dese rules and there shouldn't be any problems. If there are problems, I got a bat that's real good at takin' care of 'em. Ya got it?

Comments

[not_onyourside]

Are you worried about somezzing mon ami?

[freakinblur]

Nope. Ain't worried. I got this under control. Smooth as ice, pally.

[not_onyourside]

Oh oui, eet certainly sounds like eet.

[This is his 'I don't believe you' face.]

[freakinblur]

Oh yeah. You bet. It's cool. I'm cool.

[Eye

twitch]

[not_onyourside]

Perhaps you should listen to one of zhose relaxation soundtracks on zhis zhing.

[Flicking your headset.]

Eet might help you calm down.

[freakinblur]

[sfsgdg swatting you] I said I was calm, didn't I?!

[not_onyourside]

[Dancing out of your reach.]

You say many zhings. I would doubt anyone ees listening anyway.

I have heard you have a RED Spy een zhis place. I'm sure your mozzer will be ... well received.