regarding BLU Scootmama appearing soon at Mayfield

[freakinblur]

Okay chucklenuts, listen up! I'm talkin' ta all'a youse in Mayfield. I got reason to believe that a certain mother 'a mine is showin' up soon. So I gotta lay out some ground rules here.

Number one! NO SPY COMMENTS.

Number two! Don't listen ta her. I was never a "good boy". I never "cried" while watchin' Bambi. An' my favorite color was never, ever purple. It was always blue, damnit.

Number three! Make any false move around her, an' I'll rip yer lungs out without so much as a warning. Don't think I can't.

Number four! NO SPY COMMENTS. I mean it!

Now, follow dese rules and there shouldn't be any problems. If there are problems, I got a bat that's real good at takin' care of 'em. Ya got it?

Comments

[freakinblur]

Space? What, you some kinda astronaut?

[kirktastic]

[What are you some kind of idiot?] ...I guess you could say that. I'm a part of Starfleet and Captain of a ship. [Pause, thinks it over.] A huge space ship that has about a thousand people on it.

[freakinblur]

Holy crap. That's some real sci-fi movie stuff there. Too bad ya really couldn't swing that thing around 'n' evacuate Mayfield.

[kirktastic]

[Has the subtle feeling this guy doesn't believe him, but goes on anyway.] If I could find Mayfield, I would have back then, but it seems to be off the charts. Now I'm stuck in a similar situation of my own...