regarding BLU Scootmama appearing soon at Mayfield

[freakinblur]

Okay chucklenuts, listen up! I'm talkin' ta all'a youse in Mayfield. I got reason to believe that a certain mother 'a mine is showin' up soon. So I gotta lay out some ground rules here.

Number one! NO SPY COMMENTS.

Number two! Don't listen ta her. I was never a "good boy". I never "cried" while watchin' Bambi. An' my favorite color was never, ever purple. It was always blue, damnit.

Number three! Make any false move around her, an' I'll rip yer lungs out without so much as a warning. Don't think I can't.

Number four! NO SPY COMMENTS. I mean it!

Now, follow dese rules and there shouldn't be any problems. If there are problems, I got a bat that's real good at takin' care of 'em. Ya got it?

Comments

[thegreatsaiyaman]

[Gohan looks kind of confused]
Why don't you want Spy comments?

[shallbeavenged]

....your mother?

[not_onyourside]

Are you worried about somezzing mon ami?

[kirktastic]

You're pretty loud for a spy.

[freakinblur]

Do I look like a back-stabbin' rat ta you?

[freakinblur]

Nope. Ain't worried. I got this under control. Smooth as ice, pally.

[kirktastic]

...Do you want an honest answer to that or not? *lazy grin*

[freakinblur]

Pally, I don't backstab. I am very upfront about killin' guys. I can prove it if ya want.

[freakinblur]

Yeah. Cuz that's what I need there. My ma.

[kirktastic]

Now I'm torn between wondering if you're more worried about your mother or worried about getting your ass kicked by her.

[not_onyourside]

Oh oui, eet certainly sounds like eet.

[This is his 'I don't believe you' face.]

[freakinblur]

Cuz I've heard every stupid joke and comment, an' I had it up ta here with 'em.

[freakinblur]

Oh yeah. You bet. It's cool. I'm cool.

[Eye

twitch]

[freakinblur]

I learned from tha best. But she ain't gonna kick my ass. It's every smartass in Mayfield that's gonna get beat.

[not_onyourside]

Perhaps you should listen to one of zhose relaxation soundtracks on zhis zhing.

[Flicking your headset.]

Eet might help you calm down.

[shallbeavenged]

.....what is she like?

[kirktastic]

I remember getting a signal once from that Mayfield place and trying to rescue someone from it. Been all this time and people are still... damn, now I'm stuck in the same situation in a different place, now that I think about it.

[freakinblur]

Well, ya know. A pain in the ass like all mothers are. She's also probably gonna mom all over ya. She does that ta people. Like, turn around an' outta nowhere, there's dinner, yer laundry's done an' yer bed's made.

[shallbeavenged]

Oh....

[No. She doesn't have many memories of her mother.]

[red_medic]

Und you zhink someone might take zhese rules of yours seriously?

[sixthanimorph]

Hey, cool. I've never met a spy before.

[questionauthority]

Question. Just to be certain, Scout, would you prefer we do make Spy comments? It wasn't entirely clear. [trollface.jpg.]

And for the record, purple isn't that embarrassing. [Says the fashion nightmare who sometimes incorporates it into his wardrobe. No bias there.]

[ineuphony]

Your mom is showing up? -- That's pretty lucky!

[freakinblur]

My advice? Just roll with it. She don't take no fer an answer.

[freakinblur]

A signal from Mayfield? Holy crap. Yeah, there's tons of us there. I been stuck in that hellpit fer two years now.